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Monday, August 30th

Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Google Maps not smarter than a 5th Grader: Who freed the slaves? FDR or Lincoln?
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NYTimes: Golly gee willikers, being President is Hard Work.
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Friday, August 27th

In the Back of the Booty segment tonight: Bill O'Reilly's former job as a porn critic in Boston.
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This is the captain speaking, BRACE FOR IMPACT! J/k Lol!
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David "John" Vitter (R-eally?!?)  pressuring media to shut up about his criminal former aide.
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Robert Reich: Hey let's raise taxes on the rich and cut taxes on the middle class, so 20% pay 99% of taxes.
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America's Team: Spending like drunken sailors on useless trinkets with no result. How 'bout dem Cowboys?
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Man bites dog. NY Giants security to 78 year old Dan Rooney: Get off of our lawn!
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Obama: America is now safer because of the war that made us less safe, which I opposed.
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The dark and seedy underbelly of the NFL: Players selling their numbers, while some welsh on the deal.
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CBS Rallies the Troops: Obama's approval rating is 48%. . .if you assume the Democratic party is as popular as it was in 2008.
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AP: Joe Biden messes with Sheriff Joe. Wait, what?
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Thursday, August 26th

The government can now legally track you with GPS. By bugging your car. Without a warrant. Thanks 9th Circuit!
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Benedict Charlie: A man without party or principles.
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House Dem frags party leader, trying to escape guilt by party affiliation.
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Maddow mocks Christie math error right before she makes the same mistake herself. Too bad nobody saw it.
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Intel CEO: Obama killed the radio star; policies are driving innovation and capital abroad.
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Before ya accuse me: After Congress puts the blame on ratings agencies, S&P warns of Congress's out of control spending.
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Man who said the Iraq war was lost gets his Irish up over someone saying not everyone in D.C. is on our side.
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Guy who voted to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory about to take credit for his failure, our victory.
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Poor POTUS. Can't a guy ru[i]n the free world without answering to the media?
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Inflatable Obama Sex Doll; Comes with inflatable TelePrompTer; promises big, but delivers small.
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CBS: Obama approval is at 48%. . .if you assume the Democratic party is as popular as it was in 2008.

Friday, August 27, 2010
By Dan

CBS Rallies the Troops: Obama’s approval rating is 48%. . .if you assume the Democratic party is as popular as it was in 2008.

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