. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."- Mark Twain Click Here for More Broken News David "John" Vitter (R-eally?!?) pressuring media to shut up about his criminal former aide. Robert Reich: Hey let's raise taxes on the rich and cut taxes on the middle class, so 20% pay 99% of taxes. America's Team: Spending like drunken sailors on useless trinkets with no result. How 'bout dem Cowboys? Man bites dog. NY Giants security to 78 year old Dan Rooney: Get off of our lawn! Obama: America is now safer because of the war that made us less safe, which I opposed. The dark and seedy underbelly of the NFL: Players selling their numbers, while some welsh on the deal. CBS Rallies the Troops: Obama's approval rating is 48%. . .if you assume the Democratic party is as popular as it was in 2008. AP: Joe Biden messes with Sheriff Joe. Wait, what? The government can now legally track you with GPS. By bugging your car. Without a warrant. Thanks 9th Circuit! Benedict Charlie: A man without party or principles. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, August 27th

David "John" Vitter (R-eally?!?)  pressuring media to shut up about his criminal former aide.
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Robert Reich: Hey let's raise taxes on the rich and cut taxes on the middle class, so 20% pay 99% of taxes.
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America's Team: Spending like drunken sailors on useless trinkets with no result. How 'bout dem Cowboys?
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Man bites dog. NY Giants security to 78 year old Dan Rooney: Get off of our lawn!
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Obama: America is now safer because of the war that made us less safe, which I opposed.
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The dark and seedy underbelly of the NFL: Players selling their numbers, while some welsh on the deal.
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CBS Rallies the Troops: Obama's approval rating is 48%. . .if you assume the Democratic party is as popular as it was in 2008.
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AP: Joe Biden messes with Sheriff Joe. Wait, what?
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Thursday, August 26th

The government can now legally track you with GPS. By bugging your car. Without a warrant. Thanks 9th Circuit!
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Benedict Charlie: A man without party or principles.
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House Dem frags party leader, trying to escape guilt by party affiliation.
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Maddow mocks Christie math error right before she makes the same mistake herself. Too bad nobody saw it.
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Intel CEO: Obama killed the radio star; policies are driving innovation and capital abroad.
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Before ya accuse me: After Congress puts the blame on ratings agencies, S&P warns of Congress's out of control spending.
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Man who said the Iraq war was lost gets his Irish up over someone saying not everyone in D.C. is on our side.
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Guy who voted to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory about to take credit for his failure, our victory.
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Poor POTUS. Can't a guy ru[i]n the free world without answering to the media?
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Inflatable Obama Sex Doll; Comes with inflatable TelePrompTer; promises big, but delivers small.
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Wednesday, August 25th

Bad news for chubby miners in Chile.
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Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option.
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Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him.
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Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists").
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Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent.
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Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party.
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Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff?
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Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash.
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Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it.
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Tuesday, August 24th

Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap.
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Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010
By Dan

Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap.

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