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Friday, April 15th

Shortage of ADHD drugs. Sky is blue today. Why is blue the word for sadness, it's so bright.  Oooh! Shiny!
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Wednesday, April 13th

Must be April: as tourism dries up, AZ passes another law sure to drive news crew tourism to the state.
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Trump threatens to run as independent; would split insane crackpot vote.
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Obama: Deductions in tax code are "spending." Sure, if you think it's the government's money to start with.
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NASA Messes with Texas; snubs Houston for NY, DC, CA and FL.
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Monday, April 11th

Obama-aahahah. Poor POTUS misses being anonymous.  Don't worry champ, that's coming back for you next year.
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Saturday, April 9th

Smartest president ever suggests people buy a hybrid van, which doesn't exist. Much like the unicorns and fairies his presidency is based on.
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Wednesday, March 30th

Syrian president takes Clinton path: blames vast right wing conspiracy.
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Tuesday, March 29th

MTA will make welfare recipients work for check. Why are we not doing this everywhere?
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Monday, March 28th

Most. Transparent. Administration. Evar. Locks reporter in a closet during fundraiser.
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Friday, March 25th

NYTimes shocked, SHOCKED! to find that Muslim Brotherhood taking over in Egypt.  Good thing they are secular.  The MUSLIM Brotherhood.
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Dem Senator: Some “don’t deserve the freedoms that are in the Constitution!” But decides to give them to us anyway.
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Rahm considers cutting Council seats in half.  That sick, violent man! What did those seats ever do?!?
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Wednesday, March 23rd

Obama and Biden vote to impeach Obama over illegal war in Libya. Words matter, champ.
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Tuesday, March 22nd

Al qaeda's best friend: former SEIU executive openly plots to destroy US economy.
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Monday, March 21st

Obama: Qaddafi "needs to go" or he will face the swift fury of ... sanctions and multilateral diplomacy.
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Obama's Inglorious Basterds compromise his own most precious values.
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Obama: US will not stand idly by in the face of actions that undermine global peace and security. Offer not valid in Iran, North Korea, Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Bahrain...
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O: US will not stand idly by in the face of actions that undermine global peace and security. I'm off to Brazil.
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Thursday, March 17th

Dems charged with attempting to rig election with faux Tea Party candidate.
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Obama to UN: Hey, let's do something about this Libya thing.  Also, did you know German tanks invaded Poland a while back?
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U of Chicago launches casual encounter site.  Bad News: Almost all of the people on it go to U of Chicago.
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Wednesday, March 16th

Obama admin: More Japanese should be volunteering for suicide mission to cool reactor core.
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AP compares NFL to slavery.  Really? What slave was ever paid $40M to play a game?
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Tuesday, March 15th

"Mr. President, in Japan and Libya, who will be left standing at the end of it all?"  "My money's on Duke."
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It's 3:00 am in Tokyo and Tripoli, yet Obama is filling out his NCAA Bracket.
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Monday, March 14th

AFLAC: If you're hurt or miss work due to tsunami, our spokesperson will mock you.
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Friday, March 11th

NH Legislator: "Live Free or Die. First part is now optional."
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Trump threatens to run as independent; would split insane crackpot vote.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011
By Dan

Trump threatens to run as independent; would split insane crackpot vote.

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