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  • http://t.co/VwUT2nBw The "Let him wheeze" party. Obama bans certain asthma inhalers so we can all breathe easier. Well, some of us. #tcot 17 hours ago
  • http://t.co/Z7wYfUgl "Make fly now!" Dems suggest allowing lawyers to sue companies for not hiring. Can we sue Dems for stupidity? #tcot 19 hours ago
  • http://t.co/ocnzc0BV Traditionally Democratic voters got $600M in stimulus money. #stimulus #waste #payingdeadpeople 19 hours ago
  • http://t.co/T4ztlbzz Coming soon to MoveOn.com: Let Him Starve ads. TX stops treating the condemned like kings on their last day. 23 hours ago
  • http://t.co/GyNfy8iJ At $16 per muffin, inviting the Fridge Perry to the White House is gonna be pricey. #tlot #tcot #1985Bears 23 hours ago
  • http://t.co/GyNfy8iJ Having solved the economic, housing and jobs crises, Obama turns his attention to the 1985 Bears. 23 hours ago
  • http://t.co/XbWXnIK1 Despite internal emails to the contrary, Obama claims he was lied to about steaming pile that was Solyndra. #tcot 23 hours ago
  • Huntsman picks his lovely wife... 1 day ago
  • I think Ron Paul just voted for himself as VP. 1 day ago
  • Finally, we figure out why Gary Johnson brings to the party! #shovelready 1 day ago
  • @RichLowry agreed, We need him back desperately. 1 day ago
  • http://t.co/ZHhhrQ1r was the hand over heart thing another dig from Romney to Perry #gopdebate #tcot 1 day ago
  • @EdMorrissey a woman told me that that's a side effect of HPV. She was crying, so I believe her. 1 day ago
  • @andylevy we get confused sometimes. Let him die, kill him, pro life. It's very confusing. 1 day ago
  • How many times has Romney said he or Perry don't know what Perry is talking about? #tcot #gopdebate 1 day ago
  • If you go more than 30 seconds over, you get a Windows general protection fault. #gopdebate #google 1 day ago
  • so much for the "let him die" party. /applause for @hermancain 1 day ago
  • I hope Perry says he looked into Bush's eyes and saw his soul. #putin #gopdebate #tcot 1 day ago
  • Did some jerkkoff just boo a soldier for being gay? Argue the policy, not the people. 1 day ago
  • @hermancain would replace the 10 Commandments, the Holy Trinity and all the saints with his 9-9-9 plan. #gopdebate 1 day ago

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Ladies and gentleman, the next f***ing President of the United f***ng States. Stay classy, Trump.

By Dan

Ladies and gentleman, the next f***ing President of the United f***ng States. Stay classy, Trump. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »

Now Frasier’s brother is taking on Trump. I’m so confused. I really should turn off mute for these videos.

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Now Frasier’s brother is taking on Donald Trump. I’m so confused.  I really should turn off mute for these videos. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »

Rand Paul demands to see Trump’s GOP Registration. Oh snap! RAND PAUL.

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Rand Paul demands to see Trump’s GOP Registration.  Oh snap! RAND PAUL. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »

Birther of a Nation, or Make the Bad Man Stop.

By Dan

President Obama released his long form birth certificate today, and I would like to take this opportunity to tell my fellow libertarians, conservatives and conspiracy club members to please drop it.  Notwithstanding The Smoking Gun’s provocative list of tin foil fodder, I am confident we can all put this ridiculous episode behind us. At... »

Obama demands Trump’s hair stylist records. If it’s not a toupee, who do you pay?

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Obama demands Trump’s hair stylist records. If it’s not a toupee, who do you pay? Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »

Trump/Obama should debate by proxy: Manson against Obama, Sheen against Trump. Taxes on tix would solve debt.

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Trump/Obama should debate by proxy: Charles Manson against Obama, Charlie Sheen against Trump. Taxes on ticket sales would solve debt problem. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »

Trump threatens to run as independent; would split insane crackpot vote.

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Trump threatens to run as independent; would split insane crackpot vote. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »