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Friday, August 21st

Stephanopoulos: Voters think Obama is in over his head; suggests 2 week vacation.
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Thursday, August 20th

Photographer putting subway poles and under-worked strippers to use.  Wonder if he has a stimulus grant from NEA?.
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Zogby: Obama's approval rating at 45%.
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Integrity means never having to confirm a deal only weeks after it was made.
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Hope & Change meets NIMBY. MI residents push back against the obvious side effect of closing Gitmo.
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Tom Ridge claims aides pressured him to raise the alert level before the 2004 election.
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Poetic Justice: Guess who changed the MA rules for replacing senators in 2004 to protect a Donkey seat?  If you didn't say Kennedy, you're not paying attention.
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Obama to critics: What are you people, on DOPE?!?
Obama to critics: What are you people, on DOPE?!? -
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Cash for Clunkers ends Monday. Gov't planners off by a factor of 9.  Extrapoltate that out, that means that Obamacare will cost $18 trillion over 10 years or go bankrupt after 3.
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Smoke and Blame: Rudderless Obama blames powerless Republicans for flailing healthcare initiative.
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Artful Dodgers: "Putpockets" marketing campaign puts pickpockets to work.
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Why Palin is right to fear death panels.  How the VA tells vets how to die.
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Obamateur hour at the CIA. Why putting a career politician in charge of CIA is a bad idea.
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Greenpeace: Of course we lie, but the truth isn't emotional enough. (video)
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IOUs for Clunkers. NM dealers bail on program as gov't welches.  Owed $3.6M, paid $14,000.
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Farfegnumbnuts! VW transmission recall.
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Special treatment: Kennedy seeks changes to MA law to ensure 60 vote majority.
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Rude, thoughtless, little pig asks football fans to forgive dog killer and fellow millionaire.
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Washington Liberals "Laughing" at Robert Novak's Death.
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Vick got 23-months for dogfighting (he served 18). Plax gets 24 for carrying a gun.  No dogs were harmed.
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Do not adjust your set: Post Office as efficiency experts. Even Obama must be laughing.
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Medicine

Making money versus Taking money

By Dan
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
By Dan

Democrats are once again going fishing. Hypocrites like Waxman and Pelosi, who fly everywhere with their family and staff in luxury private jets drive luxury cars, and watch big screen TVs, all at taxpayer expense, are now asking taxpayers to pay for a fishing trip. In the hopes of drumming up images of... »

The Audacity of Demagoguery

By Dan
Saturday, August 15, 2009
By Dan

President Obama is campaigning again out west, selling his healthcare hemlock to a nation that needs only an aspirin.  Obama is a master campaigner; his campaign skills and timing propelled him from obscurity six years ago to the most powerful office in the world. But campaigning is different than governing.  Campaigning involves sleight of hand... »

Obama’s Town Hall: Taxation with Misrepresentation.

By Dan
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
By Dan
Obama’s Town Hall: Taxation with Misrepresentation.

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Pelocchio calling the Kettle Un-American

By Dan
Monday, August 10, 2009
By Dan

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New Obamacare/Government Healthcare Design!

By Dan
Sunday, August 9, 2009
By Dan
New Obamacare/Government Healthcare Design!

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Bad things keep happening to you because you’re a Democrat

By Dan
Thursday, August 6, 2009
By Dan

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Tell the White House There is Someone Misinforming America About Healthcare: He lives at 1600 Penn Ave.

By Dan
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
By Dan

The White House is asking for your help in locating those traitorous bastards who would lie about the People’s Glorious Healthcare Reform.™ They are encouraging you to report on your fellow citizens, even if they only lie about the People’s Glorious Healthcare Reform™ in “casual conversation” (!) by emailing [email protected].  (Be sure to also tell... »

Real Healthcare Reform

By Dan
Saturday, August 1, 2009
By Dan

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Government suspends popular ‘medicine for sick people’ program.

By Dan
Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan

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Obama knows best

By Dan
Thursday, July 23, 2009
By Dan

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