. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig up Jane Austen and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone." - Mark Twain Click Here for More Broken News Dr. Roy Spencer: Still no warming in past decade; trend still going down.. Original failed Carter presidency to mess with second failed Carter presidency. Senate poo flinging contest scheduled for July 13. Katie Couric finds ratings bottom, keeps digging. At least she can see obscurity from her house. Murdered abortionists clinic to close. Dude, Uighurs are getting Palau'd. Apropos: Clinton-era terrorist now on trial in NY instead of detained in Gitmo. U.N. finished impotent, limply worded letter to North Korea. That'll teach 'em. Government healthcare going so well in WA, only healthy people will have it. Captain Indispensable allows 10 banks to repay TURD money. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Fall seven times, stand up eight." - Japanese Proverb Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Broken News

Tuesday, June 9th

Dr. Roy Spencer: Still no warming in past decade; trend still going down..


Original failed Carter presidency to mess with second failed Carter presidency.


Senate poo flinging contest scheduled for July 13.


Katie Couric finds ratings bottom, keeps digging.  At least she can see obscurity from her house.


Murdered abortionists clinic to close.


Dude, Uighurs are getting Palau'd.


Apropos: Clinton-era terrorist now on trial in NY instead of detained in Gitmo.


U.N. finished impotent, limply worded letter to North Korea. That'll teach 'em.


Government healthcare going so well in WA, only healthy people will have it.


Captain Indispensable allows 10 banks to repay TURD money.


FrankStrategies on Economic Reporting: Then and Now (video).


Stimulus approaching Cronkite moment as Obama (nearly) loses AP.


For those who call me an SOB for saying summer will be cool, add an i; Bastardi on the lost summer.


Megan Fox doing her best to show the tolerant side of stupidity Hollywood.


Biden draws the line at defending someone else's fictitious stories; claims economy is above his pay grade.


Bloomberg News columnist: Obama is intentionally destroying U.S. businesses.


Most beloved Prez EVAH not feeling the love in Israel.

Monday, June 8th

Two Senators switch parties and Republicans take control of NY Senate.  Dem reaction?  Cut off CCTV, plug their ears and shout "lalalalalala."

Tag Archive

Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

By Dan

Here are some quotes from Joe Biden’s trip to Europe. He was apparently followed around by a roaming band of crickets.
10.  “Ya know, as I wuz sayin’ to Sharkossy yesterday, France is a wonderful country. I’m so glad we saved your behind in the big one.  And hey, it takes a really smart country… »

Daily Danet Tags