. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives." - William W. Hughes Click Here for More Broken News Obama: stimulus is working; who you gonna believe me, or your lying eyes? Obama fan club newsletter: Obama is not only God, but he’s the Pope, too. Wise Latina, with the richness of her experiences, begins smear campaign against firefighters. Holder, who "wasn't paying attention" when Clinton pardon Marc Rich, will investigate Bush. Obama meddles in Germany election. Burris to deprive Senate of its only Black member; Bobby Rush reflexively calls him a racist. Clinton, left home to pick navel lint, says Obama faces difficult negotiators. Good thing he has experience. Badger, drunk on naturally fermented cherries, stops traffic in Germany, does interview with morning show. You might lose your job, your house and your healthcare, but at least a junkie gets a clean needle. What are you doing, Dave? Steve Balmer: in 10 years, it'll be like 2001: computers will read your mind. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15." - Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .