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Sunday, July 12th

Obama: stimulus is working; who you gonna believe me, or your lying eyes?
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Obama fan club newsletter: Obama is not only God, but he’s the Pope, too.
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Wise Latina, with the richness of her experiences, begins smear campaign against firefighters.
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Holder, who "wasn't paying attention" when Clinton pardon Marc Rich, will investigate Bush.
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Obama meddles in Germany election.
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Friday, July 10th

Burris to deprive Senate of its only Black member; Bobby Rush reflexively calls him a racist.
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Clinton, left home to pick navel lint, says Obama faces difficult negotiators. Good thing he has experience.
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Badger, drunk on naturally fermented cherries, stops traffic in Germany, does interview with morning show.
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You might lose your job, your house and your healthcare, but at least a junkie gets a clean needle.
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What are you doing, Dave? Steve Balmer: in 10 years, it'll be like 2001: computers will read your mind.
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Smartust Pruzdint Evur maykes lotsa spiling misteaks.
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Dumbass killed tormenting bull. Bulls 1, Humans 1 kajillion.
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Andrew Cuomo embarrasses himself, again, rushing to defend Obama.
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Krauthammer - How Obama got "overcharged" in Russia.
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Thursday, July 9th

Nobody is Perfect. Nothing is Impossible. Remembering the 2007-2008 NY Giants. 15 days to camp (video).
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AIG gets hanged for spending $400K on retreat. Social Security Administration now spending $750K on retreat..
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These are not the economists Obama once knew. Overwhelmingly oppose second porkulus.
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Buyers' Remoarse; Burris won't buy second term in Illinois senate seat. Bidding starts at $200,000.
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Obama supporter kicks black kids out of pool because they would “change the complexion” of it.

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Obama supporter kicks black kids out of pool because they would “change the complexion” of it.

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