. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "When the British shoot, the Germans duck, when the Germans shoot, the British duck, when the Americans shoot, everybody ducks." WW II proverb Click Here for More Broken News After threatening education and releasing prisoners, California pols increase salaries of their staff. Reader's Digest files Chapter 11. Filing was an abridged version of a filing made elsewhere. "If Congress sends me a defense bill loaded with a bunch of pork, I will veto it." (Stimulus excepted). Try this excuse when you fail random testing: 90% of US currency has traces of cocaine. Fools and their money should start saying their goodbyes now. More people think the stimulus failed (57%) than voted for Obama (53%). Canadian healthcare system is "imploding" says Canadian Medical Association president. Suckers rally comes to an end. How to tell healthcare is unpopular: Obama shifts focus to Iraq and Afghanistan. House Dems: Public option is as certain as the death and taxes it will create. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Protecting the rights of even the least individual among us is basically the only excuse the government has for even existing." - Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Monday, August 17th

After threatening education and releasing prisoners, California pols increase salaries of their staff.
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Reader's Digest files Chapter 11. Filing was an abridged version of a filing made elsewhere.
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"If Congress sends me a defense bill loaded with a bunch of pork, I will veto it."  (Stimulus excepted).
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Try this excuse when you fail random testing: 90% of US currency has traces of cocaine.
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Fools and their money should start saying their goodbyes now.
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More people think the stimulus failed (57%) than voted for Obama (53%).
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Canadian healthcare system is "imploding" says Canadian Medical Association president.
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Suckers rally  comes to an end.
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How to tell healthcare is unpopular: Obama shifts focus to Iraq and Afghanistan.
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House Dems: Public option is as certain as the death and taxes it will create.
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Rallying the base: After defending DOMA, Obama now files to undermine it. Could it be his 47% approval rating? -
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Obama supporter takes his advice literally, hits opponent "in the face" at a town hall. (video).
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Fearful and ignorant anchor delivers biased, broad brush rant against town halls. (video)
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Andrew Breitbart: We have met the enemy, and he is us. Alinsky's rules backfire on Obama.
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We're gonna get a public option, then universal coverage then on to a single-payer system.  Yeaaaaaargh!
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"Sebelius Misspoke." You keep using dat word. I do not thing it means wah you thing it means.
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Sunday, August 16th

Bill chasing two women in the Caribbean, damage expected. - -
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The Audacity of Wadn't Me: WH blames community organizers for WH sending unsolicited emails.
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Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett (D-Bat Cave) defends family at state fair from "local nucklehead," gets beaten with metal pipe. (video)
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First the White House hints at dropping public option, not it stops sending unsolicited emails.  Who are they and what have they done with our nemesis?
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Obama acts to destroy anti-ObamaCare t-shirt and signage industry; hints at droping public option.
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Another Obamassadorship SOLD! Barry B. White, collect your prize!

Friday, August 7, 2009
By Dan

Another Obamassadorship SOLD!  Barry B. White, collect your prize!

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