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Broken News

Monday, October 11th

Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper.
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Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP?  Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation.
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Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden?
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Monday, October 4th

USA Today frets about fewer women in Congress if GOPpers like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnel defeat Harry Reid and Ted Kaufman.
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Libloggers want IRS to issue itemized receipt. Bring it on, Lefty.
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Saturday, October 2nd

Come see the violence inherent in the system: Idiotic 10:10 video reveals Green anti-human bias.
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Friday, October 1st

Don't know much about history: Obama says it took time to free the slaves.  Actually, it took the GOP.
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Wednesday, September 29th

Song most likely to make men cry is . . . are you kidding? First, real men don't listen to REM. Second, sure, if you mean "make it stop" crying.
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Politics of Fear: Obama admin announces credible but not specific terror threat, 5 weeks ahead of election.
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Obama on a mission from God; holds direct, talks with Jesus without preconditions.
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Tuesday, September 28th

47 Obstructionist Republicans now cleverly masquerading as Dems and opposing Obama on tax hike.
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Christiane Aman-poor Ratings.
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James Earl Obama: Malaise.
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Monday, September 27th

Two Congressional seats retire from New York, move to Florida, play bridge and eat dinner at 4:00
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Friday, September 24th

Reid literally mails it in at debate, scuffle breaks out between the 80% Angle supporters and 20% union members Reid supporters.
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Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.
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Washington D.C. overridden by stinky, nasty, life sucking vermin. Also, there is some sort of insect problem.
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Thursday, September 23rd

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Bever Park petting zoo, we will stone our nation's livestock...
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Obama brings his Hope & Change™ shtick to world despots; heavy on rhetoric, anemic on details.
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Loretta Sanchez: Don't let Vietnamese steal MY house seat.
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Political Jokes: Dems invite Stephen Colbert to testify, in character, on immigration. Next week, Santa Claus on welfare handouts.
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Wednesday, September 22nd

Models show scientific explanation for parting of Red Sea.
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Bob Woodward: McChrystal was right.
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Tuesday, September 21st

Don't know much about history: Obama claims Mexicans were here long before America was even an idea.
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Children of Alaska encouraged to Vote Murkowski.
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Unintended chickens coming home...to roost. Insurers drop child-only policies after Obama mandate. #tcot #tlot
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Reid backhand endorses O'Donnell, calls Gillibrand the hottest member of Senate. Mikulski suddenly chopped liver?
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Quantum Leap: Matthews, possessed by rationality, tells Obama that tax cuts are not government handouts.
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Jets Giants Preseason Liveblog

Saturday, August 29, 2009
By Dan

8:02:00 PM: New Post: http://bit.ly/4wVy7 – Jets Giants Preseason Liveblog #tcot #tlot

8:03:04 PM: Fantastic to see and hear Bob Papa and Carl Banks announcing.

8:02:00 PM: New Post: http://bit.ly/4wVy7 – Jets Giants Preseason Liveblog #tcot #tlot

8:03:04 PM: Fantastic to see and hear Bob Papa and Carl Banks announcing.

8:06:14 PM: They were gonna have Jets greats doing the announcing, but Namath is busy assaulting Suzi Kolber.

8:07:43 PM: For folks who tune in to Daily Danet for politics, football is my other passion and the Giants are my Reagan.

8:08:08 PM: Nice one Feely. That’s why he’s now a Jet.

8:08:34 PM: Good to see the O-Line together again.

8:10:10 PM: I think Manning will be more comfortable with the younger receivers this year. More of a feeling of ownership.

8:12:08 PM: nice quick throw over the middle. I like the quick, limited huddle offense for Eli. I always thought they needed more rhythm.

8:13:48 PM: unforced error. May need that timeout later.

8:16:14 PM: BE a good time to get Barden or Hicks in either for real or as a smokescreen.

8:17:23 PM: I think the noseguard actually caused the snap.

8:18:57 PM: TD!! Big blue!

8:21:35 PM: When your coverage leaves out a 6’4, 245 lbs RB in the end zone, your scheme needs work.

8:23:42 PM: looking forward to seeing Sanchez on his back.

8:24:16 PM: 3 and out

8:25:07 PM: HIxon really needs to learn not to run backwards on punt returns.

8:30:09 PM: Oh nuts. Steve Smith had 6 and dropped it out the bottom of the bread basket.

8:30:56 PM: ON the bright side, that pass was a beauty by Manning.

8:32:20 PM: Did he try to lateral that in mixed traffic? What is this high school?

8:34:46 PM: 3rd & 2 on your opponents 20 and you go from the gun with a pass? Are we playing the Eagles again?

8:37:41 PM: Goal line stand, just like old times.

8:40:31 PM: Is there something about football that makes people think “hey, these people will need to buy a new car–and small sedans at that.”?

8:43:44 PM: Funny thing about Sunday night football: Olbermann’s audience doubles when he’s got a captive audience and not allowed to talk politics.

8:44:06 PM: Second Jets kickoff, second Jets penalty.

8:44:42 PM: If Brandon Jacobs is injured, I will personally start a campaign to end preseason games.

8:49:40 PM: Thanks Carl. Not surprisingly a scat back has a diff. power game than a mosterous 6’4″ 240lbs power back.

8:50:57 PM: Lito Sheppard is looking old and a bit off his game. If zebras don’t give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s toast this year.

8:53:02 PM: Man, can the Jets even *receive* a kickoff without a penalty?

8:53:39 PM: Must be crowd noise.

8:54:57 PM: Kiwi gets there!

9:00:10 PM: I have no idea what just happened.

9:02:42 PM: In years to come, Congress will investigate the Jets-Giants 2nd quarter punt. In the end, rogue CIA agents will be blamed.

9:03:33 PM: Cheapest available seats, including PSL, for nyg2010.com are $10K each

9:04:03 PM: Alright, Hakeen Nicks in the game makes a nice first catch. Is that the first Eli-Nicks catch?

9:04:34 PM: Jacobs is back in the game, that makes me feel better. The fumble makes me a little nervous.

9:06:00 PM: Everytime I hear Bart Scott’s name, I think Randolph Scott, which makes me think of Blazing Saddles. Can’t help but laugh.

9:06:46 PM: Dockery! Nice play! He looked like Peter Parker on that play

9:07:23 PM: He was 10 feet in the air! Did he get bit by a radioactive spider in the lockeroom or something?

9:10:04 PM: The more I see of Boss, the more impressed I am. Great kid, great work ethic and tons of talent.

9:11:14 PM: Bradshaw is like Juggernaut. Once he gets a head of steam, he’s hard to bring down.

9:13:33 PM: Ties are like kissing your sister. FG’s are like french kissing your grandmother’s sister.

9:15:02 PM: Okay, maybe your sister in law.

9:15:48 PM: I foresee a Jets penalty

9:18:49 PM: I have to say, I’m impressed with Sanchez. He’s holding his own against the Giants defense so far.

9:22:16 PM: Blown coverage, missed tackles. Ugly, ugly play by the giants. Nice play by the Jets. Ugh.

9:24:54 PM: Call me crazy, but it looked like NIcks thought about passing just then. Was that an option?

9:25:42 PM: Manningham really, really, really needs to learn how to know the ball down if he’s not gonna catch it.

9:29:22 PM: Kliff Kinsburry? Wow, that’s digging down the memory hole

9:33:29 PM: When did Timex drop the “takes a licking” part of their slogan? I’d love to see the market research for that.

9:34:38 PM: I’m sure there was a focus group and tens of thousands of dollars spent.

9:37:52 PM: Bradshaw did a great job picking up the blitz.

9:40:10 PM: That’ll do it for me, tweeps. I’ll spend the second half with my despondency alone.

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