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Monday, October 11th

Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper.
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Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP?  Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation.
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Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden?
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Monday, October 4th

USA Today frets about fewer women in Congress if GOPpers like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnel defeat Harry Reid and Ted Kaufman.
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Libloggers want IRS to issue itemized receipt. Bring it on, Lefty.
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Saturday, October 2nd

Come see the violence inherent in the system: Idiotic 10:10 video reveals Green anti-human bias.
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Friday, October 1st

Don't know much about history: Obama says it took time to free the slaves.  Actually, it took the GOP.
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Wednesday, September 29th

Song most likely to make men cry is . . . are you kidding? First, real men don't listen to REM. Second, sure, if you mean "make it stop" crying.
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Politics of Fear: Obama admin announces credible but not specific terror threat, 5 weeks ahead of election.
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Obama on a mission from God; holds direct, talks with Jesus without preconditions.
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Tuesday, September 28th

47 Obstructionist Republicans now cleverly masquerading as Dems and opposing Obama on tax hike.
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Christiane Aman-poor Ratings.
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James Earl Obama: Malaise.
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Monday, September 27th

Two Congressional seats retire from New York, move to Florida, play bridge and eat dinner at 4:00
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Friday, September 24th

Reid literally mails it in at debate, scuffle breaks out between the 80% Angle supporters and 20% union members Reid supporters.
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Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.
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Washington D.C. overridden by stinky, nasty, life sucking vermin. Also, there is some sort of insect problem.
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Thursday, September 23rd

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Bever Park petting zoo, we will stone our nation's livestock...
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Obama brings his Hope & Change™ shtick to world despots; heavy on rhetoric, anemic on details.
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Loretta Sanchez: Don't let Vietnamese steal MY house seat.
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Political Jokes: Dems invite Stephen Colbert to testify, in character, on immigration. Next week, Santa Claus on welfare handouts.
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Wednesday, September 22nd

Models show scientific explanation for parting of Red Sea.
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Bob Woodward: McChrystal was right.
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Tuesday, September 21st

Don't know much about history: Obama claims Mexicans were here long before America was even an idea.
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Children of Alaska encouraged to Vote Murkowski.
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Unintended chickens coming home...to roost. Insurers drop child-only policies after Obama mandate. #tcot #tlot
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Reid backhand endorses O'Donnell, calls Gillibrand the hottest member of Senate. Mikulski suddenly chopped liver?
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Quantum Leap: Matthews, possessed by rationality, tells Obama that tax cuts are not government handouts.
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Fear Factor & Lie to Me : LiveBlogging the Obama lie-a-thon.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009
By Dan

7:54:15 PM: New Post: http://bit.ly/N0sHu – Fear Factor & Lie to Me : LiveBlogging the Obama lie-a-thon. #tcot #tlot

7:54:45 PM: Watching on FNC. I could watch on MSNBC and report media bias, but I don’t get paid to do this stuff.

8:02:44 PM: RT @snarkandboobs Hee hee. RT @JTlol: Take a drink every time Obama says something you know to be true. #drinkinggamesforteetotallers

8:05:03 PM: 29th speech; Obama reframes the debate. The debate is framed like a hillbilly shanty.

8:06:31 PM: I wonder who Obama is “leaving behind” to run the gov’t in the event of catastrophe. (fights urge to put last word in quotes)

8:11:08 PM: Okay, Obama is keeping the masses waiting, who faints first? Pelosi? Reid? Is it swooning or low blood sugar?

8:11:08 PM: Okay, Obama is keeping the masses waiting, who faints first? Pelosi? Reid? Is it swooning or low blood sugar?

8:15:08 PM: Just remembering the early days, in 2006 when the chant was “anyone but Hillary.” We should’ve been more specific. #tcot #tlot

8:16:06 PM: I’d go with Re-#BS @ExurbanJonSo, what’s the hashtag for tonight’s Obama speech?

8:17:10 PM: I kind of wish Biden got to do the introduction. I’d like to hear from Barack America tonight.

8:18:25 PM: 700,000 jobs lost per month then. 300,000 per month now. That’s not really progress. That’s like bleeding less from the head.

8:19:15 PM: Pulled the economy back from the brink. And thanks to our bloated stimulus plan, we’re now second to Sweden.

8:19:41 PM: American exceptionalism is finally dead. Alinksy would be proud.

8:21:01 PM: The Dingle healthcare bill is actually an invoice for unpaid medical care. They’re not giving up, dammit.

8:21:56 PM: WHAT!! Buying insurance on your own costs you 3x as much because YOUR employer pays the other 2/3! Wow, this guy is terrible. #tcot #tlot

8:23:07 PM: If you move, lose or change your job, you’ll lose your coverage. This is true. So do we change everything or just fix the problem?

8:23:36 PM: Decoupling insurance from employment would fix the problem. Creating a $2T government sinkhole wouldn’t solve anything.

8:23:59 PM: Nobody worries about losing their car insurance if they lose their job.

8:25:15 PM: Wow, Obama’s grasp on reality as as firm as Pelosi’s Botox isn’t. Automakers are uncompetitive because of unions and cadillac plans.

8:25:57 PM: entrepreneurs cannot open new businesses because of taxes and regulatory burdens like mandated healthcare.

8:26:56 PM: I smell a strawman coming!

8:28:15 PM: We’ve seen scare tactics and lies, like saying “doing nothing will kill people.”

8:29:41 PM: Boehner always looks like he was born 20 years too late. He belongs at the Playboy club in the late 70′s/early 80′s.

8:30:51 PM: Nothing will require you to change. If your boss goes bankrupt or the insurance company stops offering your policy, you’re on your own.

8:31:08 PM: And rainbows and unicorns for everyone!

8:31:39 PM: No one should go broke because they get sick. Except doctors.

8:32:40 PM: He says it saves money almost as if he believes it. Almost as if the CBO hadn’t smacked him down, repeatedly for lying about it.

8:34:17 PM: The size of your tax credits will be based on your need. SO from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

8:34:40 PM: I’ve heard that before somewhere, haven’t I? Did it work for them?

8:36:43 PM: @SenJohnMcCain wanted to tax HC benefits and add a tax credit to offset the burden. Dems won’t. That is the largest tax hike in history.

8:37:32 PM: Wait, there is something missing. Rhymes with “Short Perform.”

8:38:23 PM: These panels won’t be bureaucrats, they will be well trained czars.

8:39:10 PM: Pelosi looks like she is having a conniption.

8:40:05 PM: You know how you’re about to hear some BS? Obama says “let me [set the record straight][be clear]“

8:40:54 PM: Insurers controlling 75% of state markets are all reason to allow insurers to compete across state lines.

8:42:06 PM: Good god, I think Pelosi just had an Orgasm.

8:42:37 PM: Obama endorsed a public option and she jumped up like Biden girded her loins.

8:44:36 PM: our ultimate goal…you know, single payer healthcare…

8:46:43 PM: If Obama won’t sign a plan that adds a dime to deficit, he’s gonna have to kill everyone at the CBO.

8:49:51 PM: http://twitpic.com/h557q – I still think Biden looks like Jeff Dunham’s Walter.

8:52:52 PM: He’s also not including the increased tax revenue from the death taxes as the death panels cull the elderly.

8:55:46 PM: Is it just me, or do Republicans look like Cusak in Say Anything holding up their plan?

8:58:57 PM: Obama’s gonna rename the bill KennedyCare.

8:59:41 PM: It must be like drowning in 8 feet of mud in a cold dark night.

9:02:38 PM: …when the POTUS calls ordinary Americans a mob and orders people to spy on their neighbors…

9:04:40 PM: Obama said Teddy knew what it was like to struggle with a sick child…(thus the Kopechne reference)

9:06:24 PM: I have to make a judgment call. think my hat is safe. We heard Obama rip through 4 critical items to be in his bill…

9:06:46 PM: …then mention tort reform, which Sebelius is going to “look into.”

9:07:48 PM: Boustany, that vulture of a tonsil thief is on. Are there any Republicans outside of Louisiana who can rebutt POTUS?

9:09:22 PM: Isn’t this the guy who’s always selling me gold during Brett Baier’s show?

9:09:32 PM: He was on Law & Order, wasn’t he?

9:11:25 PM: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0282648/

9:11:33 PM: Dann Florek

9:12:54 PM: Well, kudos to Obama for mentioning tort reform, but it was a token bone that won’t make it into any bill.

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