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Wednesday, April 7th

Where's my ObamaMoney?!?  Shockingly, a 2,000 page bill, sold on the basis of urgent need, causes public confusion.
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MSM: there are no Blacks in the tea party, except these Uncle Toms.
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Tuesday, April 6th

Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program.
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Monday, April 5th

Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense.
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Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball.
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Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead.
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Friday, April 2nd

Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt.  Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.
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Tuesday, March 30th

World sees best bang since the big one, thanks to Hadron collider in Geneva.
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Monday, March 29th

Inconceivable! Those words do not mean what you think they mean. Congress gets a lesson in drafting on ObamaCare.
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More legal gun owners mean fewer violent crimes, says -- MSNBC?!?
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Friday, March 26th

North Korea to Obama: Hey, enough pandering to Iran, pander to us some more!
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Dems admitting that Unicorns may be on backorder; ObamaCare not so great after all.
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Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports.
Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports (picture unrelated).
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Tuesday, March 23rd

This just in to the Weather Channel: Bloated government adds to Global Warming™.
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U-238.dll caused a general protection fault: Abort, Retry or Ignore? Are you sure (click OK to shut down reactor)? Gives new meaning to blue screen of death.
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Separated at Birth: KSM & Sweetums
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Obamerry Christmas: ObamaCare gonna be just like Christmas. Accountability hangs itself, no next of kin.
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Judge orders release of detainee who recruited hijackers for 9/11, but Obama & Holder guaranty KSM will be convicted.
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The FLOWERS! Won't someone PLEASE think of the FLOWERS! Global Warming™ blamed for declining scent; bad haircuts.
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Now their finances are in line with their morality: ACORN goes bankrupt as a national group.
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The original Tea Party: It is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope: Patrick Henry 235 yrs ago today.
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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Giants among men.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan

I’m swamped at work and have about 5 projects that desperately need my attention, so it’s time to forget all of that for a minute and talk football. First, let me say how pleasantly unsurprised I am with my New York Giants. I have always believed in Eli Manning as a quarterback, but he is a quiet leader. Now, without Tiki, Shockey, Strahan or Plaxico, this is unquestionably his team. The team has taken on his workmanlike, no-flash, just win attitude, and after four games they have a vice-grip on the NFC East.

Leading the impressive arsenal for Eli is Steve Smith. Yes, that Steve Smith. League leader in receptions, yards, TDs, and first downs after four weeks.  Some are already beginning to compare him to Plaxico Burress, but I disagree.  Plaxico was a great receive because of his breakaway speed and his ability to go up get a jump ball.  Steve Smith is 5′11″ and, although he’s fast, that is not his strength.  Steve Smith’s strengths are his hands, his toughness, his crisp routes, perhaps most importantly, his ability to be where Eli thinks he will be.  Those qualities are what made Amani Toomer the greatest Giants receiver of all time, and that is the proper comparison.

As for the replacing Plaxico question, I have said before (and been called crazy for it), that there are advantages to having more than one weapon at wide out.  When a defense prepares for a typical offense, they will analyze the biggest weapon and attempt to neutralize it, then move on to the next one.  The advantage that the Giants had, at least for the past four games is similar to a new pitcher in baseball: no one knows their tendencies.

There may not be a receiver that has the skills of Plaxico Burress on the Giants, but they all have tremendous talent.  When faced with that, with the notion a teams sixth and seventh options at wideout are Sinorice Moss and a 6′6″, 225 lbs rookie who runs a 4.48 and looks like you put Brandon Jacobs in a stretch wrack and gave him a number 13 jersey.  As Dominick Hixon was injured, Mario Manningham stepped up and shined.  When he began to drop balls, rookie Hakeem Nicks stepped in and showed the world his air brakes for his first NFL touchdown–after Manning bruised his heel.

I am not at all suggesting the Giants are in a perfect position at wide receiver.  But they are not weak at that position either.  As the weeks roll on, defenses will amass film and pick apart receivers’ tendencies and exploit weaknesses.  My feeling is that Steve Smith will remain Eli’s safety valve, just as Amani Toomer was for so many Giant quarterbacks of the past.  The real interesting storyline will be whether it will be Hixon, Nicks or Manningham that earns the long-term starting role.

Of course, Eli Manning will have to stay healthy.  Giants fans could do without any further scares for the $100 million man.  Of course, there was some unintended comic relief provided by Tony Siragusa on the play.  Siragusa’s role on the sidelines is to serve as living proof that playing in the NFL can lead to daim bramage.  After Eli came up lame on the play, even though no Chief was within in 5 years of him, Siragusa chimed in on air to say “He got hit really hard on that play.”  Really?  By who, the 12th man?  Dr. Griffin?

Elsewhere around the league, Rush Limbaugh is considering buying an interest in the hapless St. Louis Rams.  I used to hate the Rams for the Mike Martz years, but now that Coach Spagnuolo is there, I can’t hate them (so much) anymore.  Rush owning them would seal the deal.

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