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Thursday, April 22nd

Hope·ocrisy: Obama and Biden celebrate Earth day by wasting tons of fuel.
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Jury clears Navy SEAL in Iraq case; Obama to apologize to Muslims everywhere for our insensitive rule of law.
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Free drinks for all, dancing with your enemies, fighting with your friends and a whole lot of talk: The Obama Club opens in China.
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Tuesday, April 20th

Obama admin: We cannot stop you from killing an unborn fetus; but we will mandate less salt in your food.
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Monday, April 19th

Someone named Gene makes people fat. Also causes Alzheimer's.  What a prick.
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You had me at Buffy: Kelsey Grammar pitching Right Network (including Kristy Swanson).
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EU proposal: Taxpayers to pay for non-workers to take a vacation from the jobs they do not have.
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1000:1 Return: $5300 in campaign contributions nets $5.4M contract for Obama donor.
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Hold the Line: I no longer support Allen West for Congress.  Allen West for President!
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Today's Cost of Integrity: $415,000 and a PGA title.
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Friday, April 16th

Royal Statistical Society: Global Warming™ hockey stick is a sham.
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Wednesday, April 14th

Obama: Bush's handling of Katrina was incompetence, but it is now understandable that future victims of terror nuke will have to wait the same 72 hours.
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Ron Paul and Obama tied for 2012.  Yes, that Ron Paul.
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Voters: When we said anyone by Hillary, we should have been more specific.
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Republican staffer and her boyfriend beaten and hospitalized for wearing Palin pins.
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Physical touching over the internet. Once again, porn leads on the technology frontier.
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Tuesday, April 13th

Nanny State: ObamaCare to require employers to provide breastfeeding rooms for mothers.
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Barack Obama - The president who couldn't stand upright.
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Monday, April 12th

Obama to businesses: Stop exploiting ignorant, out of work college kids--that is my job!
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Sunday, April 11th

Tiger Woods has a problem with his putts; Mickelson wins Masters.
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Friday, April 9th

John Paul Stevens and Bart Stupak retire on same day.  Justice Stupak?
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Wednesday, April 7th

Where's my ObamaMoney?!?  Shockingly, a 2,000 page bill, sold on the basis of urgent need, causes public confusion.
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MSM: there are no Blacks in the tea party, except these Uncle Toms.
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Tuesday, April 6th

Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program.
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Monday, April 5th

Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense.
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Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball.
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Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals – just like Iran it is a softball.

Monday, April 5, 2010
By Dan

Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals – just like Iran it’s a softball.

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