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Quote of the Moment: "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

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Cuomo took campaign funds from law firms whose clients he prosecuted.

World Champion Steelers best options at QB are the janitor, a mop and Terry Bradshaw's toupee.

Consensus is easy when you conspire to squash dissent. Inside the Global Warmongering Machine.

China criticizes top secret US report on Chinese spying on top secret US reports.

Canadian woman loses depression benefits over Facebook photo showing her having fun.

Twitter to start charging businesses for accounts. So long twitter, it was fun while it lasted.

Strange creatures found in the ocean, including politicus rariphicus: a Congressman who votes their conscience.

Defense Lawyer: KSM pleads not guilty by reason of show trial. We would like to make a mockery of justice, your honor.

Democrat Congressman to citizens: Shut the F*ck Up and let me ruin the country in peace.

Oprah leaves Chicago and network TV, blames lack of Global Warming™.

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Quote of the Moment: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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Monday, November 23rd

Cuomo took campaign funds from law firms whose clients he prosecuted.
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World Champion Steelers best options at QB are the janitor, a mop and Terry Bradshaw's toupee.
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Consensus is easy when you conspire to squash dissent. Inside the Global Warmongering Machine.
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China criticizes top secret US report on Chinese spying on top secret US reports.
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Canadian woman loses depression benefits over Facebook photo showing her having fun.
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Twitter to start charging businesses for accounts. So long twitter, it was fun while it lasted.
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Strange creatures found in the ocean, including politicus rariphicus: a Congressman who votes their conscience.
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Defense Lawyer: KSM pleads not guilty by reason of show trial. We would like to make a mockery of justice, your honor.
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Friday, November 20th

Democrat Congressman to citizens: Shut the F*ck Up and let me ruin the country in peace.
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Oprah leaves Chicago and network TV, blames lack of Global Warming™.
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Thursday, November 19th

You've got mail--a pink slip. AOL cuts one-third of employees.
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No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Post Office cancels Letter to Santa program.
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Disgrace: Obama to troops, "You guys make a pretty good photo op."
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Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I am a glory hound who does not pay attention to details.
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Lindsey Graham shows Eric Holder still not paying attention at work (videos).
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Obama warns against increasing US debt. Relatedly, Bernie Madoff warns against taking bad investment advice, al Qeada warns against terrorism, and OJ Simpson warns against domestic violence.
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Jesse Jackson: Being a Black Man means never being able to think for yourself.
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Wednesday, November 18th

Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.
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NYers slightly favor having KSM tried in NY. Daily Danet favors trial by fire.
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Al Gore: The interior of the Earth is several million degrees. Really? A thousand times hotter than the sun, Al?
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Obamateur hour: Professor Obama implies US justice system is rigged; guarantees conviction of KSM.
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Tuesday, November 17th

SEIU 'looking into' boy scout who cleared a walking path. Dats a union job, bub.
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Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video). "No one who leads so many could kneel so quickly."
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, watch yourself. Krauthammer eviscerates O-bow-ma (video).
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Der Spiegel to Obama: You Lie! Calls out The One on Copenhagen two step.
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The Al Qaeda incentive plan, or why Eric Holder is an idiot and a terrible lawyer.
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The 40% Rule: How much flesh should females flash to fetch a fabulous flame?
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Obama brags about tax cuts in the stimulus, but households with 2 or more jobs may have to pay it back. Suckers.
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