. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes." — Douglas Adams Click Here for More Broken News Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program. Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense. Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun. Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball. Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead. Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt. Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere. World sees best bang since the big one, thanks to Hadron collider in Geneva. Inconceivable! Those words do not mean what you think they mean. Congress gets a lesson in drafting on ObamaCare. More legal gun owners mean fewer violent crimes, says -- MSNBC?!? North Korea to Obama: Hey, enough pandering to Iran, pander to us some more! Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Tuesday, April 6th

Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program.
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Monday, April 5th

Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense.
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Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball.
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Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead.
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Friday, April 2nd

Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt.  Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.
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Tuesday, March 30th

World sees best bang since the big one, thanks to Hadron collider in Geneva.
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Monday, March 29th

Inconceivable! Those words do not mean what you think they mean. Congress gets a lesson in drafting on ObamaCare.
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More legal gun owners mean fewer violent crimes, says -- MSNBC?!?
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Friday, March 26th

North Korea to Obama: Hey, enough pandering to Iran, pander to us some more!
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Dems admitting that Unicorns may be on backorder; ObamaCare not so great after all.
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Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports.
Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports (picture unrelated).
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Tuesday, March 23rd

This just in to the Weather Channel: Bloated government adds to Global Warming™.
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U-238.dll caused a general protection fault: Abort, Retry or Ignore? Are you sure (click OK to shut down reactor)? Gives new meaning to blue screen of death.
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Separated at Birth: KSM & Sweetums
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Obamerry Christmas: ObamaCare gonna be just like Christmas. Accountability hangs itself, no next of kin.
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Judge orders release of detainee who recruited hijackers for 9/11, but Obama & Holder guaranty KSM will be convicted.
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The FLOWERS! Won't someone PLEASE think of the FLOWERS! Global Warming™ blamed for declining scent; bad haircuts.
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Now their finances are in line with their morality: ACORN goes bankrupt as a national group.
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The original Tea Party: It is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope: Patrick Henry 235 yrs ago today.
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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Separated at Birth: KSM and Sweetums

Tuesday, March 23, 2010
By Dan

Separated at Birth: KSM & Sweetums

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