. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Always do what is right. It will some and astound the rest." - Mark Twain Click Here for More Broken News Someone named Gene makes people fat. Also causes Alzheimer's. What a prick. You had me at Buffy: Kelsey Grammar pitching Right Network (including Kristy Swanson). EU proposal: Taxpayers to pay for non-workers to take a vacation from the jobs they do not have. 1000:1 Return: $5300 in campaign contributions nets $5.4M contract for Obama donor. Hold the Line: I no longer support Allen West for Congress. Allen West for President! Today's Cost of Integrity: $415,000 and a PGA title. Royal Statistical Society: Global Warming™ hockey stick is a sham. Obama: Bush's handling of Katrina was incompetence, but it is now understandable that future victims of terror nuke will have to wait the same 72 hours. Ron Paul and Obama tied for 2012. Yes, that Ron Paul. Voters: When we said anyone by Hillary, we should have been more specific. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete." -Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Monday, April 19th

Someone named Gene makes people fat. Also causes Alzheimer's.  What a prick.
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You had me at Buffy: Kelsey Grammar pitching Right Network (including Kristy Swanson).
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EU proposal: Taxpayers to pay for non-workers to take a vacation from the jobs they do not have.
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1000:1 Return: $5300 in campaign contributions nets $5.4M contract for Obama donor.
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Hold the Line: I no longer support Allen West for Congress.  Allen West for President!
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Today's Cost of Integrity: $415,000 and a PGA title.
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Friday, April 16th

Royal Statistical Society: Global Warming™ hockey stick is a sham.
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Wednesday, April 14th

Obama: Bush's handling of Katrina was incompetence, but it is now understandable that future victims of terror nuke will have to wait the same 72 hours.
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Ron Paul and Obama tied for 2012.  Yes, that Ron Paul.
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Voters: When we said anyone by Hillary, we should have been more specific.
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Republican staffer and her boyfriend beaten and hospitalized for wearing Palin pins.
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Physical touching over the internet. Once again, porn leads on the technology frontier.
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Tuesday, April 13th

Nanny State: ObamaCare to require employers to provide breastfeeding rooms for mothers.
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Barack Obama - The president who couldn't stand upright.
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Monday, April 12th

Obama to businesses: Stop exploiting ignorant, out of work college kids--that is my job!
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Sunday, April 11th

Tiger Woods has a problem with his putts; Mickelson wins Masters.
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Friday, April 9th

John Paul Stevens and Bart Stupak retire on same day.  Justice Stupak?
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Wednesday, April 7th

Where's my ObamaMoney?!?  Shockingly, a 2,000 page bill, sold on the basis of urgent need, causes public confusion.
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MSM: there are no Blacks in the tea party, except these Uncle Toms.
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Tuesday, April 6th

Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program.
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Monday, April 5th

Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense.
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Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball.
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Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead.
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Friday, April 2nd

Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt.  Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.
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Tuesday, March 30th

World sees best bang since the big one, thanks to Hadron collider in Geneva.
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Monday, March 29th

Inconceivable! Those words do not mean what you think they mean. Congress gets a lesson in drafting on ObamaCare.
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More legal gun owners mean fewer violent crimes, says -- MSNBC?!?
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Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt. Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.

Friday, April 2, 2010
By Dan

Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt.  Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.

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