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"The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan
Hope·ocrisy: Obama and Biden celebrate Earth day by wasting tons of fuel.
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Jury clears Navy SEAL in Iraq case; Obama to apologize to Muslims everywhere for our insensitive rule of law. Comment
Free drinks for all, dancing with your enemies, fighting with your friends and a whole lot of talk: The Obama Club opens in China. Comment
Tuesday, April 20th
Obama admin: We cannot stop you from killing an unborn fetus; but we will mandate less salt in your food. Comment
Monday, April 19th
Someone named Gene makes people fat. Also causes Alzheimer's. What a prick. Comment
You had me at Buffy: Kelsey Grammar pitching Right Network (including Kristy Swanson). Comment
EU proposal: Taxpayers to pay for non-workers to take a vacation from the jobs they do not have. Comment
1000:1 Return: $5300 in campaign contributions nets $5.4M contract for Obama donor. Comment
Hold the Line: I no longer support Allen West for Congress. Allen West for President! Comment
Today's Cost of Integrity: $415,000 and a PGA title. Comment
Friday, April 16th
Royal Statistical Society: Global Warming™ hockey stick is a sham. Comment
Wednesday, April 14th
Obama: Bush's handling of Katrina was incompetence, but it is now understandable that future victims of terror nuke will have to wait the same 72 hours. Comment
Ron Paul and Obama tied for 2012. Yes, that Ron Paul. Comment
Voters: When we said anyone by Hillary, we should have been more specific. Comment
Republican staffer and her boyfriend beaten and hospitalized for wearing Palin pins. Comment
Physical touching over the internet. Once again, porn leads on the technology frontier. Comment
Tuesday, April 13th
Nanny State: ObamaCare to require employers to provide breastfeeding rooms for mothers. Comment
Barack Obama - The president who couldn't stand upright. Comment
Monday, April 12th
Obama to businesses: Stop exploiting ignorant, out of work college kids--that is my job! Comment
Sunday, April 11th
Tiger Woods has a problem with his putts; Mickelson wins Masters. Comment
Friday, April 9th
John Paul Stevens and Bart Stupak retire on same day. Justice Stupak? Comment
Wednesday, April 7th
Where's my ObamaMoney?!? Shockingly, a 2,000 page bill, sold on the basis of urgent need, causes public confusion. Comment
MSM: there are no Blacks in the tea party, except these Uncle Toms. Comment
Tuesday, April 6th
Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program. Comment
Monday, April 5th
Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense. Comment
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