. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "When you blame others, you give up your power to change." — Douglas Adams Click Here for More Broken News Juan Williams fired for saying he is nervous around Muslims on airplanes. Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes. For three months. "Ah feel no shame." Tim Geithner to Rebalanced World Economy. Let's hope TurboTax fixed the reconcile feature. Obama: Scared voters do irrational things, like worry about mountains of debt and tyrannical government. Silly voters. Elitist liberals mock Sarah Palin for correctly noting the date of the Boston Tea Party. Dems got 99 problems. Partisan Dems bribing high schoolers to vote using ice cream; trans-fats are good for something after all. Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper. Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP? Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation. Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden? Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - Hector Hugh Munro Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Thursday, October 21st

Juan Williams fired for saying he is nervous around Muslims on airplanes.
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Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes. For three months. "Ah feel no shame."
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Tim Geithner to Rebalanced World Economy. Let's hope TurboTax fixed the reconcile feature.
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Wednesday, October 20th

Obama: Scared voters do irrational things, like worry about mountains of debt and tyrannical government. Silly voters.
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Tuesday, October 19th

Elitist liberals mock Sarah Palin for correctly noting the date of the Boston Tea Party.
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Dems got 99 problems.
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Partisan Dems bribing high schoolers to vote using ice cream; trans-fats are good for something after all.
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Monday, October 11th

Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper.
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Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP?  Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation.
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Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden?
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Monday, October 4th

USA Today frets about fewer women in Congress if GOPpers like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnel defeat Harry Reid and Ted Kaufman.
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Libloggers want IRS to issue itemized receipt. Bring it on, Lefty.
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Saturday, October 2nd

Come see the violence inherent in the system: Idiotic 10:10 video reveals Green anti-human bias.
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Friday, October 1st

Don't know much about history: Obama says it took time to free the slaves.  Actually, it took the GOP.
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Wednesday, September 29th

Song most likely to make men cry is . . . are you kidding? First, real men don't listen to REM. Second, sure, if you mean "make it stop" crying.
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Politics of Fear: Obama admin announces credible but not specific terror threat, 5 weeks ahead of election.
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Obama on a mission from God; holds direct, talks with Jesus without preconditions.
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Tuesday, September 28th

47 Obstructionist Republicans now cleverly masquerading as Dems and opposing Obama on tax hike.
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Christiane Aman-poor Ratings.
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James Earl Obama: Malaise.
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Monday, September 27th

Two Congressional seats retire from New York, move to Florida, play bridge and eat dinner at 4:00
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Friday, September 24th

Reid literally mails it in at debate, scuffle breaks out between the 80% Angle supporters and 20% union members Reid supporters.
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Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.
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Washington D.C. overridden by stinky, nasty, life sucking vermin. Also, there is some sort of insect problem.
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Thursday, September 23rd

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Bever Park petting zoo, we will stone our nation's livestock...
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Obama brings his Hope & Change™ shtick to world despots; heavy on rhetoric, anemic on details.
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Loretta Sanchez: Don't let Vietnamese steal MY house seat.
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Political Jokes: Dems invite Stephen Colbert to testify, in character, on immigration. Next week, Santa Claus on welfare handouts.
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Ford ending Mercury brand. What about Jill Wagner–won’t someone think of the spokeswoman?!?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010
By Dan

Ford ending 71 year old Mercury brand.  But what about Jill Wagner?!?  Won’t someone think of the spokeswoman?!?

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