. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight." - Aragorn Click Here for More Broken News Adolf Hitler, please call your office. Boston Globe: You know who is a whiny, complaining stick in the mud? It starts with an O and ends in a bama. Irony Alert: WikiLeaks refuses to disclose its financial backers. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Just UnDo It. She gets his chipping game, while he holds on to his putz. Next week on 20-10: Jason Bauer forges filings for a fake Tea Party candidate. Chloe! We are out of time! What is the sign of a fully developed, functioning democracy? P0rn, that's what! Hey, you know who isn't all he's cracked up to be? This Obama guy. LA spends $890 per square foot to open a public school; named after NY Senator who died there. How much did the Iraq war cost us in deficit spending? Less than the stimulus. Shallow Hal Wants to Bail! Gird your financial loins, says noted pessimist, Tony Robbins. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." — Douglas Adams Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Monday, August 23rd

Adolf Hitler, please call your office.
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Boston Globe: You know who is a whiny, complaining stick in the mud? It starts with an O and ends in a bama.
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Irony Alert: WikiLeaks refuses to disclose its financial backers.
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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Just UnDo It.  She gets his chipping game, while he holds on to his putz.
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Next week on 20-10: Jason Bauer forges filings for a fake Tea Party candidate. Chloe! We are out of time!
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What is the sign of a fully developed, functioning democracy?  P0rn, that's what!
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Hey, you know who isn't all he's cracked up to be? This Obama guy.
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LA spends $890 per square foot to open a public school; named after NY Senator who died there.
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How much did the Iraq war cost us in deficit spending? Less than the stimulus.
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Shallow Hal Wants to Bail! Gird your financial loins, says noted pessimist, Tony Robbins.
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How to tell you're winning a political argument: The liberal calls you a racist.
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Irony and Tyranny Double Team: Freedom of Speech no longer free in the Birthplace of Liberty.
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2 people sign up for Obamacare in NJ: Snooki and the Situation.
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Friday, August 20th

Obamortgage assistance program batting .323.  Good for baseball, bad for taxpayer-funded programs.
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Live Free or Fly off the bridge.  NH spend $150K in stimulus for a bridge to nowhere.
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Alan Grayson hits the bottom of the Stupid Hole and begins to dig. Claims Bush let 9/11 happen.
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The gentleman will not put Baby in a corner!  The gentleman is correct in not putting Baby in the corner!
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Guess what?! DNC got a fever, and the only prescription . . . is more BUSH DID IT!!
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Scientific proof that MA is full of crap. Fecal matter pollutes Obamvacation 6. Irony abounds.
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Doublespeaketh: Dove World Outreach church to reach out to Muslims by burning the Koran on 9/11. Stay classy.
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The world is on the brink of war, driven by a blood craved president with daddy issue, only one man can stop him: Jeff Spicoli
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AP: Stop calling it Ground Zero Mosque. Use: Man-Caused Disaster Area Community Center.
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Thursday, August 19th

Frederick Douglas Foundation asks Palin to refudiate her defense of Dr. Laura.
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Bush polling ahead of Obama by 6 points.  In swing states. I guess they misunder-reminisce him.
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Russell Simmons blames 1993 WTC attack on Christians.
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Sharia law: A quadriplegic for a quadriplegic.
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How much does it take for a jackass to admit a mistake? About $150 billion in Frank's case.
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Video: Bull fight fans get a lot less than they deserve. Bull Rage!  Bull Rage!!
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Guess what?! DNC got a fever, and the only prescription . . . is more BUSH DID IT!!

Friday, August 20, 2010
By Dan

Guess what?! DNC got a fever, and the only prescription . . . is more BUSH DID IT!!

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