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Tuesday, April 6th

Net neutrality as dead as U.S. nuclear weapons program.
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Monday, April 5th

Toothless: Obama swears not to use nukes, even in self-defense.
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Worthless: Idiotic kids destroy brand new, $500 iPad for fun.
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Obama throws the opening pitch at Nationals - just like Iran it's a softball.
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Fake story meant to punish bloggers for lack of fact checking catches NYTimes instead.
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Friday, April 2nd

Paging Dr. Galt, Dr. John Galt.  Urologist tells Obama supporters to go elsewhere.
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Tuesday, March 30th

World sees best bang since the big one, thanks to Hadron collider in Geneva.
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Monday, March 29th

Inconceivable! Those words do not mean what you think they mean. Congress gets a lesson in drafting on ObamaCare.
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More legal gun owners mean fewer violent crimes, says -- MSNBC?!?
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Friday, March 26th

North Korea to Obama: Hey, enough pandering to Iran, pander to us some more!
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Dems admitting that Unicorns may be on backorder; ObamaCare not so great after all.
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Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports.
Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports (picture unrelated).
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Tuesday, March 23rd

This just in to the Weather Channel: Bloated government adds to Global Warming™.
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U-238.dll caused a general protection fault: Abort, Retry or Ignore? Are you sure (click OK to shut down reactor)? Gives new meaning to blue screen of death.
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Separated at Birth: KSM & Sweetums
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Obamerry Christmas: ObamaCare gonna be just like Christmas. Accountability hangs itself, no next of kin.
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Judge orders release of detainee who recruited hijackers for 9/11, but Obama & Holder guaranty KSM will be convicted.
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The FLOWERS! Won't someone PLEASE think of the FLOWERS! Global Warming™ blamed for declining scent; bad haircuts.
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Now their finances are in line with their morality: ACORN goes bankrupt as a national group.
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The original Tea Party: It is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope: Patrick Henry 235 yrs ago today.
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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Nobel Committee continues its march toward irrelevance and ridicule.

Friday, October 9, 2009
By Dan

Today, in what one Pakistani political leader called an “embarrassing joke,” an American President who has accomplished absolutely nothing in office was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He joins such other luminaries and peace makers as Al Gore, who not only invented the internet, but roams the Earth spreading lies about its impending doom like a deranged soothsayer, Woodrow Wilson, a pacifist whose isolationist policies lead us into the Great Depression and World War II, Jimmy Carter, the intellectual ancestor of President Obama, and, of course, the terrorist, Yasser Arafat.

The award, which was founded on the guilt of Alfred Nobel, has turned into the Shame of Norway.

The rationale for awarding President Obama, who through his nine months in office has done nothing of note in foreign policy, is that, in essence, he talks a good game. In fact, his words have done nothing but buy time for a nuclear Iran to become a reality. But this goes beyond liberal nonsense of everyone deserves a trophy for just showing up. What does it say to those who have actually fought and died to make the world a better place? What about the hundreds of thousands of men and women who liberated Iraq and established a peaceful democracy in the cradle of civilization–is that not worthy of note? What of President Bush’s work to relieve malaria and AIDS in Africa over the past 8 years–ask anyone on that continent what their opinion is of the man from Crawford and you will hear more honest praise of him than of Obama.

But this is less about Obama than it is about the Nobel committee. A once legitimate and prestigious honor has become an embarrassment and a joke. The award is meaningless. Giving it to a president who has accomplished so little in nine months as has Obama is as idiotic as giving a peace prize to Al Gore and the IPCC for a politicized report on Global Warming™. The award, which was founded on the guilt of Alfred Nobel, has turned into the Shame of Norway.

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