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Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.

NYers slightly favor having KSM tried in NY. Daily Danet favors trial by fire.

Al Gore: The interior of the Earth is several million degrees. Really? A thousand times hotter than the sun, Al?

Obamateur hour: Professor Obama implies US justice system is rigged; guarantees conviction of KSM.

SEIU 'looking into' boy scout who cleared a walking path. Dats a union job, bub.

Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video). "No one who leads so many could kneel so quickly."

As Zeus said to Narcissus, watch yourself. Krauthammer eviscerates O-bow-ma (video).

Der Spiegel to Obama: You Lie! Calls out The One on Copenhagen two step.

The Al Qaeda incentive plan, or why Eric Holder is an idiot and a terrible lawyer.

The 40% Rule: How much flesh should females flash to fetch a fabulous flame?

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Article Archive

Broken News

Wednesday, November 18th

Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.
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NYers slightly favor having KSM tried in NY. Daily Danet favors trial by fire.
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Al Gore: The interior of the Earth is several million degrees. Really? A thousand times hotter than the sun, Al?
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Obamateur hour: Professor Obama implies US justice system is rigged; guarantees conviction of KSM.
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Tuesday, November 17th

SEIU 'looking into' boy scout who cleared a walking path. Dats a union job, bub.
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Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video). "No one who leads so many could kneel so quickly."
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, watch yourself. Krauthammer eviscerates O-bow-ma (video).
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Der Spiegel to Obama: You Lie! Calls out The One on Copenhagen two step.
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The Al Qaeda incentive plan, or why Eric Holder is an idiot and a terrible lawyer.
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The 40% Rule: How much flesh should females flash to fetch a fabulous flame?
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Obama brags about tax cuts in the stimulus, but households with 2 or more jobs may have to pay it back. Suckers.
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Doug Hoffman pulls an Al Gore in NY23, unconcedes.
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Are the Washington Post and ABC News cooking the books to show better poll results for Obama? -
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ObamaCare not even law, and rationing already started as government suggests fewer mammograms to cut costs.
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Monday, November 16th

David Keene, Bob Barr and Grover Norquist announce joint plan to no longer appear on talk radio.
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Why the Belichick call might not have been so crazy.
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Obama to meet with Burmese junta leaders. Will he bow or kneel?
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O-bow-ma: Compare and contrast Obama with every other world leader meeting Akihito (video).
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Saturday, November 14th

O-bow-ma: Akihito joins the House of Saud and Labor Unions as one of the powers Obama will bow to.
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Friday, November 13th

William "Cold Hard Cash" Jefferson (D-Joliet) gets 13 years in the freezer.
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Krauthammer - Liberal Victimology has gone so far that a mass murderer is now the victim.
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Newt wants second Contract with America. Can we sue for breach of the first? GOP Majority did not end well.
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Bird watching is a wonderful pastime, but not from a million dollar Bugatti at 65 mph.
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9/10 all over again: Act of war to be tried in criminal court.
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Til text do we part: Wife poses as underage schoolgirl to trap pedophile husband.
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Fort Hood terrorist does not have a leg to stand on.
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Thursday, November 12th

Entitlement: ACORN claims Congress cannot cut its funding.
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