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Monday, October 11th

Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper.
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Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP?  Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation.
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Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden?
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Monday, October 4th

USA Today frets about fewer women in Congress if GOPpers like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnel defeat Harry Reid and Ted Kaufman.
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Libloggers want IRS to issue itemized receipt. Bring it on, Lefty.
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Saturday, October 2nd

Come see the violence inherent in the system: Idiotic 10:10 video reveals Green anti-human bias.
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Friday, October 1st

Don't know much about history: Obama says it took time to free the slaves.  Actually, it took the GOP.
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Wednesday, September 29th

Song most likely to make men cry is . . . are you kidding? First, real men don't listen to REM. Second, sure, if you mean "make it stop" crying.
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Politics of Fear: Obama admin announces credible but not specific terror threat, 5 weeks ahead of election.
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Obama on a mission from God; holds direct, talks with Jesus without preconditions.
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Tuesday, September 28th

47 Obstructionist Republicans now cleverly masquerading as Dems and opposing Obama on tax hike.
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Christiane Aman-poor Ratings.
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James Earl Obama: Malaise.
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Monday, September 27th

Two Congressional seats retire from New York, move to Florida, play bridge and eat dinner at 4:00
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Friday, September 24th

Reid literally mails it in at debate, scuffle breaks out between the 80% Angle supporters and 20% union members Reid supporters.
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Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.
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Washington D.C. overridden by stinky, nasty, life sucking vermin. Also, there is some sort of insect problem.
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Thursday, September 23rd

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Bever Park petting zoo, we will stone our nation's livestock...
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Obama brings his Hope & Change™ shtick to world despots; heavy on rhetoric, anemic on details.
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Loretta Sanchez: Don't let Vietnamese steal MY house seat.
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Political Jokes: Dems invite Stephen Colbert to testify, in character, on immigration. Next week, Santa Claus on welfare handouts.
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Wednesday, September 22nd

Models show scientific explanation for parting of Red Sea.
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Bob Woodward: McChrystal was right.
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Tuesday, September 21st

Don't know much about history: Obama claims Mexicans were here long before America was even an idea.
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Children of Alaska encouraged to Vote Murkowski.
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Unintended chickens coming home...to roost. Insurers drop child-only policies after Obama mandate. #tcot #tlot
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Reid backhand endorses O'Donnell, calls Gillibrand the hottest member of Senate. Mikulski suddenly chopped liver?
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Quantum Leap: Matthews, possessed by rationality, tells Obama that tax cuts are not government handouts.
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Lie to Me, Season 2. Live Blogging the State of the Union #tcot #tlot

Wednesday, January 27, 2010
By Dan

10:06:46 PM: New Post: http://bit.ly/9dRoRl – Lie to Me, Season 2. Live Blogging the State of the Union #tcot #tlot #tcot #tlot

10:14:06 PM: What a shock! Obama blames Bush! That’s not Change™ I can believe in. #tcot #tlot

10:15:21 PM: Toughest to read are those written by children: they can’t spell for squat. Maybe we should try vouchers. AMIRIGHT? #sotu #tcot #tlot

10:16:23 PM: Does Biden have a cold sore? Must’ve been taking mass transit, against his own advice. #sotu #tcot #tlot

10:18:49 PM: I wonder if there’s a camera isolated on Joe Wilson. #sotu #tcot #tlot

10:20:00 PM: Unemployment would be double? 20%? Man, he and his advisers are really incompetent then, they predicted 8.5% if we did nothing. #sotu

10:21:13 PM: Banks have already “repaid” the gov’t, with a profit. This man doesn’t understand anything about anything. OR he’s a shameless pol. #sotu.

10:21:49 PM: $12 per month–don’t spend it all in once place.

10:22:36 PM: Not a single dime; unless you smoke or work for a bank, or use the services of a bank.

10:24:19 PM: That small business in Phoenix is probably resume editing service. #sotu

10:24:56 PM: Who is starting to hire again? Caterpillar just took a huge loss. #sotu

10:25:37 PM: New Jobs Bill: Just Obama Bull Sh!t. #sotu #tcot #tlot

10:27:29 PM: What a great idea! Force money into crappy banks owned by Dems, and make them lend money to ppl who couldn’t get it otherwise! #SOTU

10:28:02 PM: …isn’t that how we got here? Mandating that banks make bad loans they wouldn’t otherwise? SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:29:48 PM: “Let me be clear,” by “new jobs bill,” I mean laundry list of LIberal wet dreams at taxpayer expense. #SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:30:26 PM: “Without delay,” what’s the matter champ? Can’t credibly set a deadline? SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:31:06 PM: Wow! Lost decade refers to Japan, champ, who did what you are suggesting. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:33:14 PM: If he doesn’t accept second place, why does he keep apologizing for us? Maybe he means he’ll only accept 120th place. #tcot SOTU #tlot

10:34:11 PM: “No matter how contentious the debate becomes, we will simply call our opponents Nazi sympathizing teabaggers.” SOTU #Tcot #tlot

10:34:20 PM: Empty veto threat. SOTU

10:36:39 PM: Did Pelosi just clap for offshore oil drilling? SHe must be drunk again. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:37:11 PM: Overwhelming, like the melting glaciers in the Himalayas? SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

10:37:56 PM: Lead the global economy?!? I thought the Obama Doctrine was that no nation can lead any other. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:39:58 PM: Did Pelosi make her own Palpatine-style gavel, or is that a weirdo modern tea set in front of her? SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:40:25 PM: Let’s improve our schools by defunding vouchers in D.C. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:41:22 PM: Kids need an education, so they can grown up and make a maximum of $250K a year, and have their bonuses taxed at 100%. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:42:30 PM: Gov’t screwed up housing lending, so what could possibly go wrong?!? SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:43:08 PM: NO one will go broke because they decided to go to college?!? What about the taxpayer, champ? SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:44:32 PM: Let’s clear a few things up=I’m about to lie to you all. SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:46:35 PM: Michele Obama taking on obesity? I know I lose my appetite when I see her. #tcot #tlot #SOTU

10:49:10 PM: I’ve got a proposal: TORT REFORM. Pompous jackass.SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:53:00 PM: Jeesh, Biden really looks like Jeff Dunham’s Walter. http://bit.ly/91DRfa #SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:56:40 PM: silly me, but haven’t the Dems been in charge for the last four years? #SOTU #tcot #tlot

10:57:38 PM: Do our work openly?!? IS he serious?!? What about CSPAN? #SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

10:58:20 PM: Alito just said “That’s not true.”

10:59:08 PM: WHat Hope-ocrisy. Obama rejected public funding so he could sell out to Soros and other powerful indivuals.

10:59:56 PM: by “Earmark,” I mean any spending requested by Republicans. #SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

11:01:42 PM: Wow, what a lying hypocrite. Obama personally blocked nominations when he was in the Senate. #SOTU #TLOT #TCOT

11:03:26 PM: Obama calls for a more civil tone, and then lies about the GOP not presenting any ideas. #SOTU #tcot #tlot

11:04:46 PM: DO what it takes to defend our nation: like Mirandizing those who attack it. #SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

11:05:59 PM: I wonder how many terrorists were saved or deleted? #TCOT #TLOT #SOTU

11:07:27 PM: “All of our troops are coming home–except the 50-75,000 that won’t be coming home.” #SOTU #TLOT #TCOT

11:08:47 PM: Al Franken sitting behind the Joint Chiefs? That’s like putting Ed Begly Jr. behind the board of Exxon. #SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

11:15:06 PM: “Plays by the rules?” You mean like not entering the country illegally? SOTU #TCOT #TLOT

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