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Friday, August 20th

Obamortgage assistance program batting .323.  Good for baseball, bad for taxpayer-funded programs.
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Live Free or Fly off the bridge.  NH spend $150K in stimulus for a bridge to nowhere.
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Alan Grayson hits the bottom of the Stupid Hole and begins to dig. Claims Bush let 9/11 happen.
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The gentleman will not put Baby in a corner!  The gentleman is correct in not putting Baby in the corner!
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Guess what?! DNC got a fever, and the only prescription . . . is more BUSH DID IT!!
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Scientific proof that MA is full of crap. Fecal matter pollutes Obamvacation 6. Irony abounds.
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Doublespeaketh: Dove World Outreach church to reach out to Muslims by burning the Koran on 9/11. Stay classy.
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The world is on the brink of war, driven by a blood craved president with daddy issue, only one man can stop him: Jeff Spicoli
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AP: Stop calling it Ground Zero Mosque. Use: Man-Caused Disaster Area Community Center.
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Thursday, August 19th

Frederick Douglas Foundation asks Palin to refudiate her defense of Dr. Laura.
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Bush polling ahead of Obama by 6 points.  In swing states. I guess they misunder-reminisce him.
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Russell Simmons blames 1993 WTC attack on Christians.
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Sharia law: A quadriplegic for a quadriplegic.
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How much does it take for a jackass to admit a mistake? About $150 billion in Frank's case.
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Video: Bull fight fans get a lot less than they deserve. Bull Rage!  Bull Rage!!
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Bush t-shirt outselling Obama in conservative haven of Martha's Vineyard.
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More people think Obama is a Muslim than think Congress is doing a good job.
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Obama keeps adding to his car analogy until it becomes so massive it is unwieldy and useless. Just like a government program.
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Maddow: AZ passed immigration law to benefit private prisons. Reality: Jan Brewer vetoed privatization.  Maddow: WHARRBLGRBL!!
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DeMint uses his currency; puts his stamp on 2010 race. 6-2 on Senate endorsements.
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Wednesday, August 18th

Favre announces retirement. . .after 2010 season; will play again this year.
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We are gonna move the mosque to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then to Washington, D.C. Yeah!!!
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It is not like an upstart superpower ever used financial leverage to destroy an old superpower. Oh dear.
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China focuses on extending its military influence. Thank God they do not have trillions in leverage over us.
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Welcome to Opposite Day. Barney Rubble Frank says homeownership not for everyone, we should abolish Fannie and Freddie.
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Former SEIU attorney and Obama appointee to NRLB ruling on SEIU cases.
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Hope·ocrisy: Reid was against anchor babies before he was for them.
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More mosque-eteers look to W for guidance and help restoring America's image with Muslims.  Satan orders blankets and space heaters.
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English professor thrown out of Starbucks for refusing to order a bagel improperly.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010
By Dan

English professor thrown out of Starbucks for refusing to order a bagel improperly.

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