Aggressively Communist, but of Little Use
Monday, October 31st, 2005
The ACLU filed a lawsuit today against the Metropolitan Transit Authority, the NYPD and Mayor Bloomberg in Manhattan civil court. The suit alleges that the defendants wrongfully and illegally searched a bag belonging to Abu Mussab al Kiljaoul and that that search not only prevented Mr. al Kiljaoul from performing his duties, it also... »
Tags: ACLU, iraq, israel, law, Satire
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Apologies to Edwin Starr
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
Not loving my job today. Law! – huh- yeah- What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Uh-huh Law! – huh – yeah- What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again y’all Law! – huh – good God. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Listen to me… Ohhh… Law! I despise, Because... »
Tags: funny, law, music, Satire, spoof lyrics
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MoveOn Blocks Coverage of Liberals Cheering
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
October 25, 2005 Los Angeles. According to the Associated Press, Arizona Radio and the Los Angeles Post, MoveOn.org has threatened news organizations and their workers in an effort to stop the broadcast of video, and the publishing of photographs, showing large crowds of Liberals in California and Massachusetts joyfully celebrating... »
Tags: celebrity, iraq, liberals, Media Bias
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Leak Probe Intensifies
Friday, October 21st, 2005
BBC London. Although the Prime Minister continues to deny allegations of wrongdoing, Downing Street is once again abuzz with talk of Mr. Blair stepping down. The latest allegations center around the revelation of the identity of a British secret agent. According to reports, Mr. Blair’s office was in a rowe with M5 and, in... »
Tags: Britain, Media Bias
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Karl Rove’s Colon Proves to Be Typical
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
Oct 18 2:24 PM US/Eastern By DARLENE SUPERVILLE Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON He is “the architect” who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president. But can Karl Rove take care of his colon? Can the master of Bush’s political planning figure... »
Tags: Bush, Media Bias
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The Third Nominee
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
President Bush nominates Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court. We are told she’s a devout Christian (wink, wink). By this, we are meant to believe that she will be pro life and, hence, will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade. There are a few problems with this, (1) it’s crap and... »
Tags: Bush, constitution, Kennedy, law, Reagan, religion, Satire
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Scandal Rocks UNICEF
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
October 32, 2005. Brussels. The United Nations, long mired in allegations of corruption, incompetence and sexual abuse of refugees, was hit by scandal again today. As we have reported previously, the United Nations Children’s Fund, or UNICEF, has been using footage of the bombings of Smurf... »
Tags: funny, Satire, united nations
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Competence: My New Drug
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
My wife hates Airline, the tv show. She can’t understand why I like it so much. She’s also a hippie, so she can’t understand... »
Tags: hero, Military, television
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Congress to Add Justices to Supreme Court
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
In an effort to overcome President Bush’s ridiculous appointment of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, Republican lawmakers are considering expanding the Court by adding justices, as provided for under Article III of the Constitution. The current plan is to add 200 justices and to fill the positions with the first 200 names in... »
Tags: Bush, Congress, constitution, law
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Oregon’s New Death with Dignity Act
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
June 5, 2006 Salem, Oregon. Only two months after the Supreme Court upheld the... »
Tags: Bush, constitution, family, Government, Healthcare, law
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