Party of What?
Monday, August 28th, 2006
Regarding the invasion of Israel and the kidnapping of three Israelis, Hizballah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah said “We did not think, even 1%, that the capture would lead to a war at this time and of this magnitude.” Thereby proving, beyond a shadow of doubt, the mental capacity that it takes to rule the... »
Tags: Iran, israel, terrorism
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Claire Voyant
Friday, August 25th, 2006
What did I say? I don’t recall. It was so long ago. Did I make a prediction? Let me think…oh yeah! I said that some idiot was going to claim that global warming makes it colder! Turns out, I was half right. It was two idiots. Drs. Hayley Fowler and David Archer have (apparently)... »
Tags: Britain, Global Warming
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Ray Nagin, Leadership Jeanyus
Friday, August 25th, 2006
Mayor Ray Nagin has once again distinguished himself as America’s preeminent Mayor. After failing to follow his own advice regarding evacuation plans, and negligently causing the death of thousands of innocent residents, Mayor McChocolate has made amazing progress in revitalizing the city that sleeps with anyone. The Mayor’s office announced today that its headquarters,... »
Tags: Advice, Bush, fail
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Clear Evidence of Media Bias
Thursday, August 24th, 2006
From today’s Drudge Report: CABLE NEWS RATINGS WED., AUG. 24, 2006 VIEWERS FOXNEWS O’REILLY 2,219,000 CNN BIN LADEN 2,164,000 FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,815,000 FNC GRETA 1,631,000 FNC BRIT HUME 1,329,000 FNC SHEP SMITH 1,302,000 CNN COOPER 1,185,000 CNN LARRY KING 787,000 CNN LOU DOBBS 723,000 CNNHN NANCY GRACE 674,000 CNN BLITZER 613,000 MSNBC OLBERMANN 440,000... »
Tags: Media Bias
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Simple Solutions to Complex Problems
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
It occurs to me that a lot of people are being inconvenienced because another bunch of peace-loving Muslims wanted to blow up more planes. As scrappleface notes, what is it with these psychos and planes? They’re like scared little monkeys, angry at the big metal bird. As I understand it, the plot was to use... »
Tags: Business
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World Leaders Urge Restraint, Bombers Continue to Fly
Monday, August 21st, 2006
August 21, 2006 Boston, Massachusetts. Kofi Anan again dispatched a high-level emissary to this battered region in the hopes that the bombers would once again stop. Having decimated the local village of Fenway since Friday, the Bronx Bombers continue to ignore the cease fire agreement reached just days ago. Tearful and dressed in boy-sized... »
Tags: Sports
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Officials Can’t Believe Al Qaida Hasn’t Taken Advantage of Glaring Security Lapses
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
Keeping You Informed at Your Own Risk August 32, 2006 Several highly placed administration officials have joined the ranks of political commentators and think-tank experts, who have recently decried al Qaida’s blatant disregard for soft targets in the U.S. “I think it’s high time that these terrorists were held accountable for these lapses,” said... »
Tags: fail, Government, terrorism
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Snowing in August!
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
Snow is falling on Johannesburg, South Africa. To be fair, it is winter in the Southern Hemisphere, but snow is exceedingly rare in that part of the world, and it’s causing more than a bit of trouble. No doubt the morons who spout their venom about global warming will find a way to twist... »
Tags: Global Warming
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Passing the Hat
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
Last week, I returned from two weeks in lovely Negril, Jamaica with Mrs. Sudonym. The Dow Jones had jumped about 300 points and the Yankees found themselves 3 games ahead of the Bosox, having won 80% of their games in my absence. This can mean only one thing: The Keep Dan Out of The... »
Tags: Sports
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