Channelling Reagan
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
I was laid up for the past week, having required minor surgery. After the third day of vicodin, I found my spirit guide, an aging cowboy named Ronald. We spoke for several days on the astral plane. We spoke of terrorists (he’s not in favor of them), economy (he liked the Dow hitting 12,000... »
Tags: conservatives, Reagan
Posted in Opinion, U.S. | 3 Comments »
bin Laden Offers Pull Out Treaty in Iraq
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
Usama bin Laden offered his own October surprise today by extending a truce offer to the United States and its allies in Iraq. Mr. bin Laden’s plan, which contemplates a phased, pro rata reduction in al Qaeda and allied forces over a 6 month period, could begin as early as November 8. “We endorse... »
Tags: iraq, liberals, Military, terrorism
Posted in Best Of, Military, U.S., World | 1 Comment »
Conclusive Evidence Kim Jong Il is Crazy
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
The reportedly dud nuclear test by North Korea raises many questions, such as do we launch a preemptive strike before or after the midterm elections. But it also answered a few. Firstly, is Kim Jong Il nuts? The answer, of course, is yes. The question has been open recently because, as one comedian points... »
Tags: Congress, North Korea, terrorism
Posted in Military, Opinion, U.S., World | No Comments »
Ted Turner On the Fence
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
What is it with people named Ted? Are they all just insane? Does being named Theodore make people go a little bonkers? It seems to get worse if your name is Edward and you opt into being called “Ted.” There’s Edward “Pass the Scotch” Ted Kennedy, drunk more often than water (appologies to Douglas... »
Tags: celebrity, liberals
Posted in Media Bias, Opinion, World | No Comments »
Can’t Hear Over the Shouting
Friday, October 6th, 2006
I’m sorry, I don’t have time to blog today. I’m too busy reading all the MSM articles on the plummetting budget deficit. Turns out cutting taxes actually increased revenues. Seriously, I’m sure the NY Times and CNN will get around to reporting it. Eventually. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »
Tags: math, Media Bias, Taxes
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Government Printing Office Discontinues Products
Monday, October 2nd, 2006
The U.S. Government Printing Office announced today that it would discontinue several of its products due to poor sales. In particular, the GPO announced that it would not longer produce the 109th Congress bookmarks, 2″x5″ gold plated titanium stamped with the Congressional seal and the Congressional motto “Sono un servent pubblico, genuflessione di me.”... »
Tags: Congress, fail, Government, hypocrisy
Posted in Government, Taxes, U.S. | No Comments »