Firings of Political Appointees Politically Motivated
Friday, March 30th, 2007
Kyle Sampson, a former aide to Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez confirmed that the firing of politically appointed US attorneys was politically motivated. Mr. Sampson also testified that the sky is blue, the sun rises in the East and the Yankees have a high payroll. In openning remarks to the Senate Judiciary Committee, Mr. Sampson noted “I believe... »
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Sopranos Return, Vow to Whack Global Warming™
Thursday, March 29th, 2007
The highly anticipated final season of HBO’s acclaimed mobster saga, “The Sopranos” begins Sunday, April 8at 9 pm. the Daily Danet has previewed the final installment, which is fantastic! The season begins with Tony and Carmella back together, and Johnny Sack still serving time in a federal penitentiary on RICO charges. This is a... »
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Anti-Discrimination Legislation Passes Senate, On to House
Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) announced a sweeping anti-discrimination bill, which passed the Senate late last night. In keeping with Democratic policy, such as it is, the legislation would outlaw all forms of discrimination. The legislation, prompted by recent events including the firing of U.S. district attorneys, the collapse of the subprime housing market and a... »
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Congress to Outlaw Unintended Consequences
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Legislation was introduced in the both houses of Congress today that would prohibit unintended consequences from hampering new investigations. Senators Patrick Leahy (D-Fective)and Charles Schumer (D-Monizer) expressed outrage over Monica Goodling’s decision to exercise her right to remain silent following the conviction of Lewis Libby on perjury charges. “We can’t have people taking the Fifth... »
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Roosevelt to Step Back, Rather than Rush into War
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
December 8, 1941 President Roosevelt today announced that he would not rush to judgment over the misunderstanding at Pearl Harbor. “Rather than roaring into action and sinking everything in sight we try to step back and that, of course, is why our chaps were, in effect,” decimated, noted the President’s press secretary, Alan West. ... »
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Clinton to Be Called Before House Committee
Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
The House Judiciary Committee announced today that former President Bill Clinton may be called to testify as early as Thursday. The move comes just one week after Oscar winning global warming expert and internet inventor Al Gore testified on Global Warming™ in both the House and Senate energy committees. The subject of Mr. Clinton’s... »
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Iran to Release Hostages, Blames Global Warming
Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
The Peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran announced today that it would release 15 British servicemen whom it kidnapped in Iraqi waters. The move comes after U.S. and British naval forces performed a demonstration of their “peaceful intentions” off the Iranian coast. Discussing the impending release, Minister of Kidnappings and Torture, Mahmoud bin Q’ilun Zem,... »
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Arrests at Mustang Ranch
Monday, March 26th, 2007
Ms. May Dupname, of East Reno, Nevada, was arrested on Saturday at the world-renowned Mustang Ranch brothel and café. Ms. Dupname, a prostitute and employee of the brothel was charged Monday morning with solicitation of interior design and illegal practice of furniture movement, second degree. Office Phil Anderer of the Nevada State Troopers, Interior Design Unit made... »
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Support Our Troops Legislation Sails Through Congress
Monday, March 26th, 2007
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (Socialist-CA), gleefully announced the passage of the MoveOn.org sponsored “Support Our Troops” bill. The legislation, officially known as the Comprehensive Omnibus Wartime Appropriations and Readiness Deployment for Limited Years Act of 2007, requires the nation of Iraq to meet certain milestones in self-protection. If Iraq is unable to protect... »
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Iran Takes Hostages, World Leaders Urge Restraint
Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Immediately following the announcement that Iran had taken 15 British sailors hostage in Iraqi waters, world leaders from Europe, the Middle East and Canada, issued a joint statement condemning the forthcoming British response. ”Britain must not overract to this minor offense by renegade members of the Iranian Navy, backed by the full support of Iran,”... »
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