Fraud is the Sincerest Form of Eco-Flattery
Monday, April 30th, 2007
I find myself more than a little amused by the recent reports of fraud in the carbon-offset business. I have to admit, it’s not the sort of comeuppance I was expecting, but it’s nice to know that someone is defrauding the hypocrits and blowhards who demand you use one square of bog roll while... »
Tags: Al Gore, fail, Global Warming
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Martian Warming™ Continues, Despite Measures
Monday, April 30th, 2007
Martian Warming™ has continued to increase, despite drastic measures taken by local authorities. Mars, which has warmed more than has the Earth over the past 3 decades, is now in danger of its polar (dry) ice caps melting, drowning several thousand polar gregëlzørks and raising the Martian sea level 2/1000ths of a żortlæk. Martian officials... »
Tags: Al Gore, fail, Global Warming, Satire
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Daily Danet interview with Claire Voyant
Monday, April 30th, 2007
I swear, we were just joking when we said it. We hope we didn’t give anyone the wrong idea. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »
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Tufts to Concentrate
Monday, April 30th, 2007
Tufts University, defender of free expression in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, has fired the head of its Physics Department for teaching students that the sky is blue due to Raleigh scattering. The move is part of Tufts’s 25 Point Program, designed to cleanse the University of unwanted expression. “There’s no place at Tufts for the... »
Tags: education, fail, liberals
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Global Warming™ Tops Debate Issues
Friday, April 27th, 2007
All 8 Democrat presidential candidates have signed a promise to back legislation to curb Global Warming™. Leading the charge is Senator Hillary Clinton (D-). Speaking from her privately chartered jet, which made 2 round trips between Washington, D.C. and South Carolina in less than 24 hours, Senator Clinton noted that “this is... »
Tags: Clintons, Global Warming, Obama, Politics
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Al Qeada Congratulates Democtrats
Friday, April 27th, 2007
A senior spokesman for al Qeada congratulated the Democrat party today for their strong and decisive leadership in the war on terror. “Praise Allah for the wonderful gifts He has given to the cause,” the spokesman noted on a tape, released by al Jazeera affiliate, NBC News. “We thank Senators Reid, Clinton and Obama, as... »
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The Grasshoper and the Ant
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
I am reminded of Reagan’s comment that, “We have so many people who can’t see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man got that way by taking advantage of the thin one!” I don’t often post other people’s work, and certainly not from chain... »
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China Announces Olympic Torch Protocol
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
China announced today that the Olympic torch will pass through Taiwan and Tibet prior to the 2008 Olympic Games. Both Taiwan and Tibet have raised China’s ire in the past by refusing to recognize China as sovereign over their territory, and for complaining to the international community when China issues noogies. As part of the... »
Tags: China, Military
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Howard Dean Proposes New Sunshine Rules
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
Yesterday, Democrat National Committee Chair, Howard Dean suggested that in order to get straight talk from presidential candidates, the press should be barred from political rallies. Today, the DNC Chair announced a sweeping program to foster public information on hot-button issues. The plan, which addresses all levels of government, includes: Changes in court rules... »
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Short list of Replacements for Rosie O’Donnell
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
An internal ABC memo has surfaced, revealing the short list of candidates to replace controversial co-host Rosie O’Donnell on the View. At the top of the list is former Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott. The memo notes that, “although Mrs. Schott is deceased, there is an obvious resemblance, both in charisma and physical appearance.” The... »
Tags: celebrity, liberals, television
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