Suggested Shirts for Conservative Students
Friday, June 29th, 2007
The Supreme Court today ruled that a school cannot censor a student’s political speech, even if the form of that speech comes in a drug-glorifying, defamatory, screechy and obscene T-shirt. Given the amount of liberal proselytizing being done in high schools and colleges around the country, Daily Danet has prepared a suggested list of... »
Tags: communism, conservatives, education, funny, Kennedy, liberals, Reagan, Satire
Posted in Best Of, Fail, Legal, Opinion, Politics | 1 Comment »
Islam, Religion of Pieces (The Shrapnel Kind)
Friday, June 29th, 2007
A car bombing of Piccadily Circus in London was narrowly thwarted today by British Police. The MERCEDES, which was parked outside a nightclub, was spotted by an ambulance crew and was seen smoking–apparently having been set off. The $40,000 Mercedes was filled with propane gas canisters, nails and other pieces of sharp metal–calculated to tear... »
Tags: religion, terrorism
Posted in Best Of, Military, Politics, World | No Comments »
iPhone Marketing May Exaggerate, Slightly
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Apple, who manufactures the new iPhone set to hit stores this Friday, has come under fire for its allegedly exaggerated marketing of the device. According to reviews, the phone, which performs more like alien technology, meets some of its hype, but does not deliver on all promises. According to the Media and Internet Consumerism... »
Tags: advertising, funny, Healthcare, iraq, israel, Satire, technology
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Restoration of the Faith
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
Sometimes a story comes along that restores my faith in mankind. Here is one: 71% of the 4,000 people surveyed believe, as I do, that Global Warming™ is not manmade. I’m so proud. The human intellect is not yet dead. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »
Tags: Global Warming
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Iranian News Network
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
Iran has announced the launch of a 24-hour news network to compete with CNN. (See here for Iranian Television’s Fall line up, as previously reported by Daily Danet.) Much like CNN, the Iranian Network, Press TV, borrows heavily from CNN with its use of opinion-infused news reports and lighter-side of life news stories, though... »
Tags: funny, Government, Iran, Satire
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Impatience Grows Over Thomson
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
Howard Dean, Chair of the Democratic National Committee, has expressed his exasperation over Fred Thomson’s refusal to join the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Mr. Thomson, who is well respected by his peers and is seen by some as Reagan II, has not yet announced his candidacy but is widely expected to do... »
Tags: law, Politics, Reagan, Satire
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Studios to Rewrite Arab Roles
Monday, June 25th, 2007
In response to criticism from anti-defimation groups, several major films will be rereleased by their respective studios. The joint announcement comes after several pro-Arab groups, including from groups such as Hollywood Against Misrepresentation of Arabs on Screen and the Association for Lifelike Qualities and Attributes in Entertainment Depictions of Arabs, have complained of studio bias. These groups... »
Tags: celebrity, funny, movies, Satire
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Retirement of Iconic Spokespersons
Monday, June 25th, 2007
Following Kellog’s announcement that Tony the Tigerwould retire as the iconic spokesperson for their Corn Flakes cereal, several other organizations have announced their spokespersons will be stepping down. “Just as Kelloggs realized that the trend in government regulation and the judiciary is flowing away from individual responsibility and toward blaming those who provide us with... »
Tags: Business, funny, Satire
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Cameron Diaz World Tour
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
Aging starlet Cameron Diaz, following her controversial tour of Peru wearing a Maoist handbag, has announced a Good Will World Tour. “I really don’t see why those Peruans were so bothered by it. Sure, maybe like, 70,000 people were like, killed or something, but, like at least China has healthcare.” She added that “like,... »
Tags: Bush, celebrity, China, communism, fail, Healthcare
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Clinton-Boxer Legislation on Talk Radio
Thursday, June 21st, 2007
Senatrixes Hillary Clinton (D-Where’s Waldo?) and Barbara Boxer (D-Neverneverland) have co-sponsored legislation aimed at eliminating the disparity among liberal and conservative talk radio shows. The legislation, tentatively entitled the Joint Equalization And Liberalization Of Ultra-high Signals Act of 2007, will create programming mandates across a broad range of radio, television and the internet. “No longer will liberal... »
Tags: Clintons, Congress, Government, individual rights
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