Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
Democrats responded to allegations, made by Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Guiliani, that Democrats want an all-powerful, all-controlling “nanny state.” “These are hurtful, mean things to say,” responded Senate Majority “leader” Harry Reid (D-Real Estate For Sale!). “Rudy should sit in the corner and think about what he’s done.” Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-People’s Republic of Californiastan)... »
Tags: Clintons, Congress, Government, Harry Reid, Healthcare, housing, liberals, nanny state
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Monday, July 30th, 2007
Scientists studying genetic mental diseases have intentionally created a mentally ill mouse. The mouse is said to have an IQ of 35, is schizophrenic, paranoid and delusional. After laboratory tests are complete, the mouse, like its predecessors, intends to run for Congress. Share this:ShareEmailPrintFacebookDiggStumbleUponReddit »
Tags: Congress, Science
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Threats From a Man With No Integrity
Friday, July 27th, 2007
To give you some idea of what type of people we’re talking about–the people who know, better than you, what’s good for the planet–read this article about the personal threats made against a skeptic: It is my intention to destroy your carreer as a liar. If you produce one more article against climate change, I... »
Tags: energy, Government
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Global Warming™ – Arm Thyself
Friday, July 27th, 2007
Someday, I’d like to write a book about defending yourself from the zealots who think they know what’s best for you and the planet. Until then, please read these two articles. The first (sorry, the WSJ requires a subscription) is William Grey (arguably the most experience hurricane forecaster on the planet) picking apart the myth that... »
Tags: Congress, Global Warming, Science, video
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What’s next, dog killer?
Friday, July 27th, 2007
Atlanta Falcons’ star running back, Michael Vick, was arraigned on charges of animal cruelty in Richmond Virginia. Mr. Vick, who holds the NFL record for most direct snaps to a running back, pleaded not guilty. The charges stem from the running back’s involvement in an interstate dogfighting league, where dogs who were not vicious... »
Tags: dogs, football, NFL, Sports
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Rumors of My Demise Greatly Exaggerated
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
I apologize for not having posted in a while. First, there hasn’t been anything terribly funny to say for a while (and, in terms of newsworthiness and general importance to the human race, I put Paris Motel6 and Lindsay Lopants in the same category as “brand of dental floss.”). Second, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... »
Tags: family, funny, Satire
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Delta Profit Giveaway
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
Delta Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy, announced yesterday that its operations netted a $1.77 billion profit. Several members of Congress have expressed outrage that Delta has been able to turn itself around without the helpful bailout the government usually provides. “I really think we need to consider a windfall profits tax,” noted New York... »
Tags: Ayn Rand, Business, Congress, economy, funny, Nancy Pelosi, Politics, Satire
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Senate Stages Sleep-In
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
Senate Majority “leader” Harry Reid (D-Featist) vowed to keep the Senate up all night to accomplish his mission in the Senate. Mr. Reid vowed to remove American troops from Iraq “before this surge starts working and victory in Iraq devastates our chances next November.” Mr. Reid noted that “we can’t keep having these military... »
Tags: Bush, Congress, funny, Harry Reid, iraq, Military, Nancy Pelosi, Politics, Satire
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The Next Attack
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
One of the recurring issues in military history is that governments and defense departments are always caught fighting the last war. In World War II, the French Maginot Line failed because it was designed to stop an attack by infantry on horseback. Tanks, trucks and airplanes were not part of the equation. In Vietnam,... »
Tags: Congress, fail, Government, history, iraq, law, Military, terrorism
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Sicko
Monday, July 16th, 2007
Michale Moore has denounced attacks on his new film “Sicko” and the British National Health System. Critics have claimed that the film is wildly inaccurate and that a U.S.-based national health would suffer from the same competency and availability issues as the British system. “That’s complete nonsense,” demanded Moore from a press conference at... »
Tags: Congress, fail, Government, Healthcare, housing
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