Colorado School Bans Adulthood
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
August 30, 2009 Two years ago, Discovery Canyon School District in Colorado Springs banned the childhood game of tag. “It caused a lot of conflict on the playground,” notes district superintendent Cindy Ferguson, who was then assistant principal of the elementary school. “We can’t have that. Schools are meant to be a place where children... »
Tags: education, fail, funny, liberals, Satire
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Obama Names Chief Edukashun Adviser
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
Senator Barrack Obama, after facing severe criticism for his foreign policy snafus has focused in recent days instead on his domestic agenda. The freshman senator announced yesterday that he has selected an adviser to develop his vision for American education. “Lauren Caitlin Upton has shown the same eloquence and passion for reasoned debate as I... »
Tags: Clintons, education, funny, Obama, Satire
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Alberto Gonzalez Pressured to Resign for Political Reasons
Monday, August 27th, 2007
Alberto Gonzalez, the first Hispanic Attorney General of the United States, was ousted from his post today. His Democrat opponents had harrangued the Attorney General for months, claiming he forced 8 U.S. district attorneys out of office for politcal reasons. “This political victory over a sitting U.S. attorney general is unprecedented,” beamed Senator Chuck Shumer (D-NY). “We... »
Tags: Bush, Harry Reid, hypocrisy, liberals, Media Bias
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Liberal Assumptions
Monday, August 27th, 2007
Ordinarily, I don’t bother responding to comments. This isn’t a bulletin board and I have a lot more control over what gets posted, so it’s not fair to engage in a back and forth. (I also do not moderate posts unless they are spam, which is handled automatically). But Ira Leinmann’s post is a... »
Tags: Analysis, conservatives, education, family, Government, hero, israel, law, liberals, Reagan, Taxes
Posted in Opinion, Personals, Politics, U.S. | 2 Comments »
Ahmadinejad to Visit Iraq
Monday, August 20th, 2007
President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced plans for an official state to Iraq. According to an official press release, “ue to security concerns, President Ahmadinejad will travel with his full security detail while traveling to and through Iraq.” The President’s “full security detail” includes 390,000 screaming sociopaths known as the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.... »
Tags: Iran, iraq, Satire, terrorism
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Matel Announces Another Recall
Monday, August 20th, 2007
Toy manufacturer Matel announced another toy recall today. The toymaker, who recently recalled over 18 million toys made in China, has said the recall is a precaution against injury, but no injuries have yet been reported. The recall effects the “Commuter Chang – Air China” realistic model airplane line. Chinese officials have objected to... »
Tags: Business, China, funny, Satire
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Hillary Attacks Characterizations
Monday, August 20th, 2007
Presidential hopeful and self-appointed inevitability Hillary Clinton (D-Where’s Waldo?) has attacked Republicans for calling her revitalized HillaryCare system “socialized medicine.” “I do not support any form of socialism,” screeched Mrs. Clinton from a campaign lunch with the American’s for Socialism. “This has been a vicious lie perpetrated against me by the Right-wing zealots! I... »
Tags: Business, Clintons, iraq, Satire
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New Israeli Airport Leads to New Palestinian Plan
Friday, August 17th, 2007
Following the announcement by the government of Israel that it is considering creating a man-made island for use as an international airport, the provisional government of the Palestinian people, has announced a complementary project. The Israeli plan would establish an international airport on one large or a series of smaller islands, to be built... »
Tags: funny, israel, Satire, terrorism
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Rove Quits; Dems Celebrate
Monday, August 13th, 2007
White House adviser and liberal boogey man, Karl Rove, will resign his post effective August 31, according to the Wall Street Journal. Mr. Rove claimed to weary of politics and looked forward to spending time with his family. Rove had been the target of countless Democrat probes and traps, including investigations into his most... »
Tags: Government, Harry Reid, iraq, liberals, Politics, Satire
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Hillary Clarifies Position on Nuke
Friday, August 10th, 2007
Hillary Clinton, who recently criticised Barack Obama for ruling out the use of nuclear weapons, is now being criticized for ruling them out herself a year ago. Mrs. Clinton had, in April 2006, criticised the Bush administration for openly considering a limited nuclear strike to stop Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons itself. The plan... »
Tags: Afghanistan, Bush, Clintons, Iran, Military, Obama
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