Texas Messes with Marshall Islands
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
The President, only two weeks over 60, has been enjoying a second childhood this week. First, he let it all hang out with British Prime Minister Tony Blair: “Yo! Blair. Them Syrians gotta stop this shit.” Then he tried to give Frau Merkel a back rub. Don’t get me wrong, her massively large conservative... »
Tags: Bush, funny, North Korea
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Secretary General, European Leaders Call For Restraint
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
Daily Danet Press Real London, July 19, 1940 Headline: League of Nations, World Leaders Urge Restraint Joseph Louis Anne Avenol, the Secretary General of the League of Nations, has joined the chorus of European leaders who are urging the British government to show restraint in response to recent incursions by rogue German pilots into... »
Tags: China, funny, history, Satire, World War II
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CBSNews — Now with Solvitol
Monday, July 17th, 2006
RealMedia July 32, 2006 CBSNews, in an effort to combat viewer malaise, will begin offering “solutions” to current events. Ms. Couric, the most reliable name in news, announced the program several weeks ago at a publicity stunt in San Francisco: “We heard from many people the news is just too depressing,” she said. “Obviously,... »
Tags: Congress, cuba, economy, Global Warming, Government, Healthcare, israel, Politics, Taxes
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Because Daddy Said So
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
A mere week after the nation celebrated the 230th birthday of the Declaration of Independence, the Republican controlled House of Representatives has passed a law outlawing internet gambling, including poker and sports betting. Readers may recall that the Declaration of Independence was written in response to a distant, irrational, tax hungry bloated bureaucracy that... »
Tags: celebrity, Congress, constitution, Government, Kennedy, law, nanny state, organization, Sports
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Hollywood and Other Communists
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
Hollywood stars, in staunch support of hero mother (of her late, estranged son, Cassie) Cindy Sheehan’s hunger strike, have announced a “rolling hunger strike.” When asked why no Hollywood star would committ to fasting with Sheehan rather than a one-day “fast” no tougher than a Hollywood Spa Cleansing Diet, Susan Sarrandon, the organizer, quipped,... »
Tags: celebrity, hero, movies, North Korea
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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
New York Times Metropolis, July 3, 2006 Man of Steel or Kansas Farmboy? The New York Times has learned that Clark Kent and Superman are the same person. Mr. Kent, a reporter for the Daily Planet, has apparently been disguising his identity for the last 10 years or more. He has worked as a... »
Tags: fail, Media Bias, Military, terrorism
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