Clintonian Contradiction
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
The interesting thing about the Clinton’s past and present is the dichotomy of scandalism. Hillary and Bill created their empire by drudging up dirt and slinging it as hard and as fast as they could to destroy anyone who said or did anything that could possibly impede their ambitions. (One side irony here is... »
Tags: Analysis, Clintons, Obama
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Clinton Comments on Kennedy Endorsement
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton lashed out at Senator Ted Kennedy for his endorsement of her rival, Barrack Obama. “I feel like he threw me off a bridge and watched me drown,” noted the two term senator from New York. With such a long history of fighting for women’s rights, “how could anyone know... »
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Coming this Sunday
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
They came to the dessert, dressed in dark suits, on a United plane, in all senses of the phrase. They were told they were to bow before the “Greatest Team in History,” and yield up a perfect season to the gods from the north. They failed in their task. They refused to lose to... »
Tags: New York Giants, Sports
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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
January 24, 2008 Microsoft founder Bill Gates today announced a project to “fix” capitalism, so that it better servers poor and developing nations. The project, tentatively titled the “Modified System for Distribution Of Services”, will be unveiled in 6 months. “This project will bring wealth to the masses in the same way that Microsoft... »
Tags: Analysis, funny, Satire, Science, technology
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Giants Sign Secret Weapon
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
The New York Football Giants, who shocked the sporting world and beat the Green Bay Packers this past Sunday, have announced the signing of a new defensive back to bolster their injury plagued secondary. “The Giants have to be concerned about Randy Moss and Wess Welker, two outstanding weapons for New England,” notes one... »
Tags: football, funny, law, New York Giants, NFL, Sports
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