Top Ten Signs Obama May Pick Kerry as his VP
Top 10 Signs Obama May Pick John Kerry as VP
10. Trying to lock up the Irish Catholic vote with an O’Bama – Kerry ticket.
9. Michael Dukakis won’t return Obama’s phone calls.
8. Last week at Whole Foods, Obama ordered an arugala salad with Heinz ketchup.
7. Obama picked up windsurfing in Hawaii.
6. Obama voted for Kerry before he voted against him.
5. Last week Obama said “if you work hard and get an education, you can become the democratic nominee. If not, you can get stuck as VP.”
4. Why have one crazy spouse on the ticket when you can have two?
3. Obama keeps mentioning that his VP pick must pass the “global test”.
2. Nothing says “Change we can believe in” like a 65-year old billionaire white guy with 25 years in Congress.
1. When Obama said there were 57 states, he was thinking ketchup varieties.