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Top Secret Obama Policy on Iran Revealed

Tuesday, December 29, 2009
By Dan

The Daily Danet has obtained the Obama administration’s Top Secret policy to deal with Iran’s continuing belligerence and apparent unending quest for a nuclear weapon. The strategy, which is set out in escalating stages in response to Iran’s continued defiance, is already at Obama Condition, or ObamaCon, 6 of 10:

  1. Remind the world that Hope is Stronger than Fear, and that Change is better than no Change.
  2. Remind Iran that Bush is no longer President, and that shrubs are no longer than trees.
  3. Give a speech in Cairo, blaming America for everything that has gone wrong in the world since 1776.
  4. Turn a blind eye to peaceful demonstrations against Iranian regime–a friend in need–amIright?
  5. Gently remind Iran of its international obligations.
  6. Send a sternly worded letter to Iran about its international obligations.
  7. No dessert for a week.
  8. No xbox until free and fair elections are restored/they stop refining uranium/release the hostages/stop calling me Barry.
  9. Warn Iran not to use the nuclear bombs it has built.
  10. Condolence calls to those outside the blast radii.

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