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Dan Conlon
Dan received a Bachelor of Science in Physics from Stony Brook; a Masters of Science in Atmospheric Sciences from the University of Arizona and a Juris Doctor from St. John’s University School of Law. Dan has worked for NASA, the federal government, major corporations and two of the most prestigious law firms in the world, where he strove to keep America safe for billionaires. Dan currently works in a law department for an S&P 500 corporation in the financial services industry.
Dan’s politics are more conservative than liberal, and more libertarian than Republican. Dan is a mix of Ayn Rand’s views on the economy, Ronald Reagan’s foreign and military policy and Sam Kinison’s calm, rational demeanor.
Dan lives and works in New York with his lovely wife, Nina, and their beloved dog, Sedona Schnebly.
*Not his real surname, but a close facsimile.
To contact Dan, email him at: 
Dan,
I’ve been following your blog for a while and I just wanted to let you know that it’s nice to find a kindred spirit. I’ve always been a huge fan of Ayn Rand and Sam Kinison. I just added you to my blogroll, and I’ve encouraged a couple of other folks to do the same. I’m exploring the possibility of creating a small network of like minded bloggers to help us all attract a larger audience. Let me know if you’re interested.
Chris
Interesting name for your blog.
Barry good point!!!
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