. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University." - William F. Buckley Click Here for More Broken News NOW not offended by Obama calling DNC chair "cute." I'm offended as an objectivist. Black hole swallows sun-like star; sparks series of crappy "it could happen here" disaster films. "Friday" taken off of YouTube. How will we know the order of the days of the week? Japanese scientist creates soylent brown: food from human poop. Chevron CEO Delivers John Galt's Economic Plan to Congress: "Get the hell out of my way." Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong." - Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, June 17th

NOW not offended by Obama calling DNC chair "cute." I'm offended as an objectivist.
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Black hole swallows sun-like star; sparks series of crappy "it could happen here" disaster films.
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"Friday" taken off of YouTube. How will we know the order of the days of the week?
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Japanese scientist creates soylent brown: food from human poop.
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Chevron CEO Delivers John Galt's Economic Plan to Congress: "Get the hell out of my way."
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And so it begins: Ow, my balls! Season 1 starts in Vancouver.
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Thursday, June 16th

Shameless retread: War of Wordcraft: The linguistics song.
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Obama's response to Congress: War Powers don't include "kinetic military action" or "aggressive cuddle time."
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Apple to ban iPhone filming at events. I guess we'll never again know what Obama really says at fundraisers.
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Wednesday, June 15th

Irony: Bill Clinton calls for "Ministry of Truth" to combat lies on the internet.  Like, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."
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FLASHBACK: Sheryl Crow Proposed Limitation on Toilet Paper.
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Fire up the SUV and use as much toilet paper as you want: Global Cooling™ is coming.
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Coordination: CNN asks inane questions and DNC asks why Republicans don't talk about real issues.
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Rise of the Robots: Obama blames greedy ATMs for taking American jobs.
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Tuesday, June 14th

Obama finally says something I agree with completely.
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Michelle Obama: Governing is haaaaaard work. Other than the golf, family vacations and parties, Obama works haaaard.
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Photo: Michelle Obama talks about Weiner.
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Monday, June 13th

Healthcare: the grass is always browner. Brits worry about "American-style" healthcare.
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Cantor looking to put Weiner out on the street.
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Holder may face charges over gun running in Mexico. Maybe some low level moron will pardon him.
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Electric cars emit more CO2 than normal cars. Both have same net effect on Global Warming™ as unicorn farts.
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DNC on the economy: Mission Accomplished!
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Joe Biden's helicopter forced down by a Super Soaker.
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Co-Liberal Damage: Weinergate knocks Daily Kos, Howard Kurtz and Jeffrey Toobin.
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One thing Obama did not lie about: "Under my plan. . .electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket."
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Why have we had 10 years of increased CO2 and no warming? WHARRBGARBL BUSH LIED!
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Man who would tax and regulate you more has not kept his car registration current. What a Weiner.
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Obama: You arrogant and greedy bankers have made enough money, now gimme some for my campaign.
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Chevron CEO Delivers John Galt’s Economic Plan to Congress: “Get the hell out of my way.”

Friday, June 17, 2011
By Dan

Chevron CEO Delivers John Galt’s Economic Plan to Congress: “Get the hell out of my way.”

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