[News article: Former President Clinton considered as successor to NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue.]
August 23, 2006. New York, New York. Former President William Jefferson Clinton was sworn in today as the thrid Commissioner of the NFL. Commissioner Clinton, at a press conference announced several changes to the league. “First, I gaurantee you, there will be more tight ends, mmmm-hmmm. An’ ah, second, everyone will now refer to Ms. Lewinsky as my wide receiver.”
When asked about any changes to the cheerleaders, the Commissioner responded, ‘Ah can’t comment on pendin’ litigation.”
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